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Moun&Blade Boring dialogue by the same three voice actors Rich and lore-telling story revealed through epic pages of silent reading The Virgin Scrolls Forged in the Ottoman Empire under the oversight of none other than Mehmed Il himself SKYRIM CHADBAND Literally always surrounded by soldiers and heroes, is never alone Can only take one soulless companion, most of game is spent alone in the woods Cobbled together by a lying manlet in America Slaughters hundreds of enemies and enslaves the survivors; just another day in Calradia Default as the "chosen one" and have your hand held as the good guy throughout the entire game Kills five bandits, considered largest battle in game Sequel is the most hyped up event in human history No sequel in sight, no one would care if there was one Total freedom of choice; develop own story and decisions, no moral endgoal but play as hero anyways More depth than the ocean; economy, relationships, royal marriages, interfaction relations Boring and clunky combat segments that are cluttered with pointless magic Combat is engaging and fast-paced; magic is for p------ Game goes stale 30 minutes in, playtime feels like a chore Every replay is different, fresher than slaughtered beef Even poorly-made sex mods can't save the letdown Human trafficking; absorb enemies into your own warparty Vanilla is premium, mods not necessary but are creatively thought out and truly game-changing The only slavery in the game is that of the player, forced into dumb quest lines by hearing dialogue alone Have to walk virtually everywhere Never without a trusty steed Textures look like a------ on highest settings, has to be re- released to look even half-resolution Low-resolution is a deliberate style, everyone loves Can't find an objective even with a wimpy pointer anyways Hunts down a single looter by Borcha alone

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Virgin Scrolls: Skyrim v. MOUNT & BLADE: BANNERCHAD


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virgin v chad, virgin vs chad, the elder scrolls, skyrim, mount & blade, bannerlord, virgin walk, chad stride

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