Give Me Your Hat - GIVE ME YOUR HAT

You are the sorriest excuse of a trainer i've ever seen.
Not only are you shamefully NOT properly equipped with the right headgear, you ALSO has the disgrace of adorning the most shameful pathetic excuse of a head the enemy regions ever seen.
I will beat the CRAP out of your sorry face and give you what you need to be a real trainer A SENSIBLE HAIRCUT! come here lady!

Man, I really want this hat to actually be in the game now. I hope it passes.