Hatsune Miku Created Minecraft - twas shrek

This truth is covered in layers.

How awful to insinuate that either Hatsune Miku or Shrek would write a book series where banks are run by hooked nose goblins, gay representation is shoved into the nether realm, and likens lycanthropy to AIDS and then creates a scary werewolf character that EXPLICITLY loves to infect children with the disease.

Hatsune Miku and Shrek would NEVER.