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The Virgin Barney vs. The Chad Mr. Rogers All of America went into mourning when he died Every playground in America sings songs about killing him Beloved by Boomers, Xers, and Millenials Hated by parents and kids alike Widely thought have been a Navy SEAL sniper Soothing ASMR voice Rumored to be Annoying voice sounds like a clown either a crackhead or a child molester on acid Hasn't appeared on any shows besides his own Tactfully addressed racism in ways that children can understand Too p---- to address important Had crossover episode for Arthur, a Chad PBS classic issues No degree or job Ordained Only friends are two Has an entire titular Prespyterian Minister hood that he chills with other dinosaurs and Themesong rips off Yankee Doodle some annoying kids Iconic theme music "Goodbye neighbor" Tells kids he loves 100% real in them, pretty creepy Only exists with imagination every sense Provided important lessons on how to be a good neighbor Only teaches stupid s--- like colors and numbers Met the Incredible Hulk and Koko the Gorilla Never met any cool people

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The Virgin Barney vs. The Chad Mr. Rogers


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Speaking of imagination, one of the things that gets overlooked with Mr. Rogers is that he could explain things as not being real, but there was still magic in all the effort and love that goes into making something. A good example of this was when he had the OG wicked witch on and she (Margaret Hamilton was a treasure) explained what an actress does and even goes through what she thought the character was feeling.

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The navy seal sniper myth has been thoroughly debunked. There aren't any large gaps of time in his life where he could have served in the the military. The navy seals didn't even exist until 1962 and at that point he was already well into his tv career. I know it's dumb to complain about memes but I just couldn't hold my tongue on this one.

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barney the dinosaur, barney, barney and friends, mr. rogers, fred rogers, kids' show, virgin, chad, mr. rogers' neighborhood

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