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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Barney vs. The Chad Mr. Rogers

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The Virgin Barney vs. The Chad Mr. Rogers All of America went into mourning when he died Every playground in America sings songs about killing him Beloved by Boomers, Xers, and Millenials Hated by parents and kids alike Widely thought have been a Navy SEAL sniper Soothing ASMR voice Rumored to be Annoying voice sounds like a clown either a crackhead or a child molester on acid Hasn't appeared on any shows besides his own Tactfully addressed racism in ways that children can understand Too p---- to address important Had crossover episode for Arthur, a Chad PBS classic issues No degree or job Ordained Only friends are two Has an entire titular Prespyterian Minister hood that he chills with other dinosaurs and Themesong rips off Yankee Doodle some annoying kids Iconic theme music "Goodbye neighbor" Tells kids he loves 100% real in them, pretty creepy Only exists with imagination every sense Provided important lessons on how to be a good neighbor Only teaches stupid s--- like colors and numbers Met the Incredible Hulk and Koko the Gorilla Never met any cool people

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pinkiespy - goat spy

Jan 04, 2020 at 03:48PM EST

Speaking of imagination, one of the things that gets overlooked with Mr. Rogers is that he could explain things as not being real, but there was still magic in all the effort and love that goes into making something. A good example of this was when he had the OG wicked witch on and she (Margaret Hamilton was a treasure) explained what an actress does and even goes through what she thought the character was feeling.

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PatrickBateman96

Jan 04, 2020 at 10:46PM EST

The navy seal sniper myth has been thoroughly debunked. There aren't any large gaps of time in his life where he could have served in the the military. The navy seals didn't even exist until 1962 and at that point he was already well into his tv career. I know it's dumb to complain about memes but I just couldn't hold my tongue on this one.

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