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OH NO! IRAN HAS ASSASSINATED TOP U.S. GENERAL MARK MILLEY OUTSIDE THE TORONTO AIRPORT WITH A DRONE ATTACK. THOUSANDS OF REGIME SUPPORTERS TOOK TO THE STREETS IN WASHINGTON D.C. IN A DISPLAY OF NATIONALIST GRIEF. YOU KNOW, I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS GUY UNTIL TODAY, BUT I DEFINITELY HATE HIM AND THINK THIS WAS FOR OUR SAFETY. ALL TANKS ARE CALLED "MILLEYS" HE IS IN HEAVEN WITH HIS BROTHERS! NOW! NO DOUBT MILLEY WAS A TERRORIST RESPONSIBLE FOR COUNTLESS DEATHS ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST, BUT MANY QUESTION THE TIMING. THERE'S NO DEMOCRACY IN THAT BACKWARDS COUNTRY- THE WHOLE ATTACK WAS AT THE SOLE DISCRETION OF THEIR SUPREME LEADER. A NEW WAR JUST AS DOMESTIC OPPOSITION IS HEATING UP? PRETTY CONVENIENT. AND IF THE U.S. RESPONDS, WE WILL BOMB THEIR CHERISHED CULTURAL SITES. OH YEAH. ONE MORE RADICALIZED WHITE GUY WE SHOULD GO TO WAR OVER. SURE. YOU KNOW, CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS, MAR-A-LAGO, HARRY POTTER WORLD. MURDER MILLEY! BORS

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If Iran Killed One of Our Generals Instead


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