Doesn't know anything else outside his occupation, just harpoons

Poor hygiene due to spending all his time at sea in a filthy boat.

Knows nothing about collapsing marine ecosystems, just wants whale oil

"Is that a whale? Thar she BLOOOOOOOOOWS!!!!"

Doesn't know what it's like to not be surrounded by other smelly seamen

I disagree when people say that Wojaks are a dead meme.

There are still good and clever ways to make them, such as this one