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Your Honor - Jigsaw's lawyer makes a good case | /r/4chan

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O Anonymous 03/07/20(Sat)01:33:43 No.130405318 >>130405486 >>130405543 >>130405960 >>130406182 >>130408000 >>130409021 >>130410019 >>130410147 >>130414894 >>130416774 >>130416922 >>130417047 File: tobin_bell_main.jpg (88 KB, 766x396) Your honor, may I speak bluntly? I know how this looks. My client here, he may seem a bit.well, let's just say 'intense'. I mean look at that scowl. Just kidding. Now, the prosecutor would have you believe that this old man, who was a cancer survivor mind you, was capable of kidnapping dozens of people and hooking them up in elaborate death traps. I mean, c'mon, look at this guy, he can barely speak without his lungs going into a fit. Oh, and about the detective who got a little bruise on his throat? Yeah, last I checked we live in America, where we have the right to defend ourselves against criminals trespassing on our property. The detectives who invaded my poor client's property did not have a single warrant, charge, or even probable cause. How was my client suppose to know he was a cop and not some hooligan? Your honor, I'm calling for a mistrial. The prosecutor cannot lay a SINGLE charge against my client, who is so obviously innocent. I mean, good luck even finding a jury that's going to not only believe that a cancer patient hitting his sixties is capable of doing something like this, but also is going to motion to convict such a man. That's all from me, your Honor.

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