Celebrities Complaining About Quarantine - Celebrities Complaining About Quarantine World's Smallest Violin

It goes to show just how vanal a lot of these celebrities are. They have actual mansions (yes, in plural) and they do not even know how to use them properly because they never needed them: they just bought them to flex. Meanwhile, my literal room with a bed, a computer and a console keep me entertained for years on end and I am not complaining about boredom at all.

I'm guess the song he's playing on the world's smallest violin sounds like this: