Steven Universe - what the other conversation may have sounded like

Well, there was a 2 year time skip. Maybe they had a few dates offscreen.

"I should probably keep an eye on Steven for a bit. Who knows what other mental trauma he may have."

"Mom, you're taking this quite well. I mean, he proposed to me."

"Honey, I've thought you two have been having sex for almost a year. This was nothing."

"M-MOM!!!"