Remember how in Metal Gear Solid 2 you only get to play Snake for a very short bit at the beginning, then the game switches to Raiden forever? Remember how much this irked people?

Imagine that, except Raiden also humiliated and then killed Snake.

Man, you remember the days when Sinfest was just a cute little webcomic where the Almighty God put on puppet shows for passersby? God I miss those days