"Now-"
You yelp.
"Now I'm not one to judge-" The mouth pauses, then tilts. "Well, actually, I am, but one would almost think you're trying to get away from the police." The smile widens, then the face comes into view. "And If I'm not mistaken, that's against the law."
You sigh. It's going to be one of those days.

I can tell right now those handcuffs are not going to be used for their intended purposes