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THE VIRGIN INTERVIEW Did his hair perfectly just 30 minutes ago but it falls apart completely Can't make Sweating profusely eye contact His references said he was "a little weird" Creeps out interviewer by trying to be friendly and asking about his kids Chair makes him sit Spent 3 hours buying shirt for interview, it's way too tight uncomfortably, creates double chin even though he's skinny Constantly asked to speak up Brings in a copy of his resume Afraid to shake hands because his hand is sweaty. offends interviewer VIRGIN 3 yeARS AT LAST JÓB •MANY SKILLS •MASTERS Degree Overqualified but still never hears back Sees interviewer and receptionist laughing at him on his way out THE CHAD SUBMISSION Interviewer cowers in fear Never even submitted a Unwavering eye Only said one word during the whole interview resume contact makes interviewer writhe instantly hired Promoted to manager on his first day Every woman in the office follows him out

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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN
The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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