LEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! You'll take MY foot UP YOUR TIGHT ASS if you don't stop massaging that Chinese demon to go massage my sister's womb! You remind me of Claire when she plays with Albert Whiskers' paws, and that is enough to make me puke, let alone that you would partake in such a degenerate fetish instead of a good old reproductive intercourse. So put your best foot forward AND YOUR DICK INSIDE MY SISTER!

That was our Chris, this is Chris Prime who has resorted to traveling the multiverse looking for the one reality where he can convince Leon to fuck Claire. Eventually the two Chris Redfields must meet, and the battle will be legendary.