2020 Predictions - Contractually obligated laughter

-Tech is constantly improving and becoming more efficient and cost-effective.
-Crime rates and unemployment rates at an all-time low.*
-AIDS and Cancer treatments have become extremely effective, to the point where AIDS is barely a death sentence anymore.
-A lot of fucking awesome video games are coming out. The virus hasn't stopped 2020 from being an amazing year for gaming.
-The virus is far less deadly than initially believed with reports of 80 to 90 percent of cases being asymptomatic.
-States and countries are opening up with no spike in confirmed COVID-19 cases (minor rise in positive cases, but no spikes).
-Riots have been quelled and the number of peaceful protests exceeds them by far. Protesters have even taken it upon themselves to tackle would-be-rioters.

*Unemployment levels rose, and the economy dipped, following the virus lockdown, but that is an artificial dip that is steadily being mended; this month alone, millions of people have gotten back to work.

If you're sad or angry at the state of the world for longer than you should be it's because a higher power wants you to feel that way, so you're emotionally vulnerably and susceptible to propaganda. Do not let that power win.

Thank you. I've been seeing comments and memes about how terrible Current Year is since like 2015 and I'm fucking sick of it.