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Call of Duty 2, "Grenade" tutorial

"Now conscripts, pick up those grenades"
"But Comrade Commissar, these are just potatoes!"
"That's because actual grenades are worth a lot more than you are conscript!"

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Call of Duty 2, "Grenade" tutorial

"Now conscripts, pick up those grenades"
"But Comrade Commissar, these are just potatoes!"
"That's because actual grenades are worth a lot more than you are conscript!"

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Call of Duty 2, "Grenade" tutorial

"Now conscripts, pick up those grenades"
"But Comrade Commissar, these are just potatoes!"
"That's because actual grenades are worth a lot more than you are conscript!"

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"Now conscripts, pick up those grenades"
"But Comrade Commissar, these are just potatoes!"
"That's because actual grenades are worth a lot more than you are conscript!"

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