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![Political Compass: End Of Universe Ediţion THE INEVITABLE created by u/immune-pawn >it doesn't matter who you are. you cannot survive. everything will be nothing. >you aren't going to be around much longer. you will all perish under the hands of our new god. >everything will fall. it will not come back. it is not stoppable. it is inevitable. all life in E the universe will die. AAAAAAAAAAJEJ DINDINDONEMONV MOMDMOAAAA AAVA'A JEJ AAA Authoritarian The God Tier Collective The Big Eye In The Sky The Unprepared The Iron Star Imperialist The Psychopath| The Assistant >spans multiple galaxy clusters >extremely powerful >jealous of everyone else >lets his citizens do the capitalism for him >feeds on the weak >joined the militia >unsettling yet based >everything is one, except for everything that isn't >brought his own gun >exterminates dissenters >extremely insecure >treats his people like dirt >undying power >takes over dimensions by force >executes any dissenters, can't justify it >gets bigger every day >probably snuck in a couple torture devices >people are gonna start revolting soon >will probably die soon, denies it >lives in a lair far away from civilization >he's just an assistant.. for now >millions of years old >his boss is pretty scary also... wonder >nevermind, they already started revolting doesn't know what the word 'peace' >no idea what he's fighting for, just came zdoesn't follow his own rules where he's been >more intelligent than anyone can ever know here to kill means >only speaks in riddles The Powerless The Monarcho-Monke The Planner The New Order Priest The Politician The Traditionalist >created a new order and religion >acts like nothing is going wrong >a time has come when people are in great need. they need the help of the monkes. they will do their best. monke kingdom is glorious. >has created his own civilization, he's the leader >started out just wanting not to die, >in a utopia marked with dystopia. the same thing every day. no variation. forever. never leaving. can't leave, oh he sure can, but there's an invisible wall- in his mind. he hears voices. he falls. he >is actually a brain parasite that infected some random f-----'s brain and is now trying to control the entire galaxy became insane >worships whatever is killing the universe >can't remember his family anymore >doesn't know why nothing goes his way >it's probably gonna collapse soon >knows literally nothing >doesn't even believe in what he's Psupports whatever ideals people want him to >everyone's opinion is just "yeah he's ok, I'd vote for him again" >would've become a barbarian if he could >no one will know if he dies saying support >will probably be stuck in his position until he dies has no chance. The Collective Supporter Boltzmann Bernie The Goner The Follower |The Upper Class The Militia Owner >creates quantum fluctuations that just communicate about healthcare "[INSERT PERSON IN POWER] IS WAY BETTER THAN [INSERT SIMILAR PERSON OF POWER] BECAUSE [REASONING THAT MAKES NO >only bought a militia so he could kill people "Capitalism is.... when I get stuff" "guysss its good because theirrr surviving good and theiiirs no caapitalmsm!!!!!!!!! 1111!11" >he stayed for too long. as everything decays, he thinks to himself about >doesn't care how many psychos he picked up >takes whatever form pleases your mind everyone he ever knew. they all vaporize SENSE]!! IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME THEN YOU'RE [INSERT HISTORICALLY HATED >has been spoon-fed from birth most in front of his eyes. he says goodbye to himself before jumping into the horrid black mist. "Communism is when bad stuff happens" >communicates through 89 different universes BORN TO PERSON IN POWER]!!!!!" >just says what he hears from politicians >bathes in carnage >yeah buddy how about you help with the impending doom of all life FEEL hates the Follower, even though he's basically the same >controls all possibilities in every The Barbarian >only feels one emotion The Cleanser possible realm >total d---, still likable >murders whatever he sees >just floats >everything will be one in beautiful harmony. we must make sure the disobeyers are eliminated. the night will be endless. we must say goodbye to those who won't cooperate. it is time for change. goodbye.. >his 'civilization' is treated as a zoo >no bigger scope of the world, just cuts people's heads open >not even sure why he's doing it anymore The Pacifist The Red Dwarf Inhabitant The Brat The Average Citizen The Mob Boss The American >upper middle class >only concerned with means of self-gain >wishes we could all just work together for a common goal "IT'S OK IT'S OK IT'S OK" >his country hasn't been stable for billions of years >anyone who doesn't share his opinion <>at least he's having fun >has been shipped off to a better, >wants to be feared, fails is a tyrant >probably super culturally left but knows nothing about economics younger universe >has either way more or way less power >will probably collapse the whole business soon >wants to stop all the war >used to be the cool and rich guy, now he's a jaded outcast than he thinks >it's not ok >wants the best for everyone, except for those goddamn uncivilized barbarians >doesn't even have a cool Italian accent YEUAAAH MURCAAA" >no social skills or friends >too bad you're a commie buddy hates his parents for some reason >inbred to the max MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN >barely cares anymore >perpetually content >injects soy into his brain SOY MILK The Anti-Pacifist The Escaped Pcant one Feeler The Lads The Paid Murderer The Wormhole Salesman >can't feel anymore >kills his opponents with ease >sells the same product in every >f--- weaklings lol >escaped the collective |>all live in a yellow submarine >doesn't do it for the money, does it to conceivable universe >every galaxy is just another stop on a journey to nowhere >still under rules, even though he's far from jurisdiction >wouldn't be opposed to just ending it all >anarcho-fascism at its finest >living a normal life now see blood >luckily, the submarine is heat death-proof >has created so many clones of himself he can't feel anymore >based murderer >thinks the Barbarian is based >still being searched for |>finger is always on the trigger >kill count in the millions >has seen some s--- >they'll be fine >inconclusive if he's a schizo or not >has achieved quantum immortality >hates the idea of money at all >wishes he was born somewhere normal >has an infinite amount of every possible MOMMies/ >infinitely regenerating supply of >wears sunglasses even though he's in currency hallucinogens >their wretched teeth slowly decay even further throughout the next eternity space KAX TEN MORMIE NP GET OUT WOTL REEEEEEE The Rebirthed The Rioter The Rogue Harvester The New Frontiersman Boltzmann Bloomington The Corporation Country >doesn't make contact with governments >travels alone, no friends >Shayne how did you get here >profits off whatever he can to help his >he died, but he's been born again >is either very mad or pretending to be company >exists in all possible dimensions where he's f------ a minor >his mind is clear now. he wants to save >harvests energy from black holes to >just wants to make a better life for his >pretty much forgot about the original universe very mad >psychopathic the universe from its impending doom. survive children >fights a new foe every day >he doesn't care about getting thanks anymore. that's past him. >he's been gone for trillions of years. the universe needs him now. >just uses the fact that the end is coming to kill everyone he sees >was born with his ship's crew, and will die with his ship's crew >business ventures range from egoistic altruism to literal slavery >is immortal, don't ask questions >based space cowboy >thank god he destroyed the computer and ascended to godlike power >doesn't even wipe the blood off his face >the first word he said was 'money' >no direction in his life, everything is empty >can't tell if he's a human or a cyborg anymore >blows up galaxies every day >probably gay >he's coming now. >wishes he was successful >how Shayne Libertarian The Dimensional Jumper >doesn't affiliate with anyone with power >lives in another universe away from the chaos >is pretty much immortal >treats everything and everyone as an object, does whatever he wants maybe one day he'll learn to care Right ETA PRISIN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/882/639/306.jpg "End Of The Universe Compass")
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