Fun fact: Pretty much every major event here in Brazil keeps being pushed a month or two ahead because things aren't going as expected…

… except voting (remember that's mandatory for us) and Carnaval (it will happen in February, that's Law). Everybody is betting their soul that a vaccine will be available by then and plans to basically open the gates of hell once that happens.

Thought being banished to Brazil was Hell itself? Stay long enough and we'll show you Dante was just scratching the surface.

And if we'd listened to the guidelines, maybe it would've been.