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WW2 Leaders and their Wackiness Quotient - Final Edition

Name Adolf Hitler Hermann Göring Heinrich Himmler Joseph Goebbels Reinhard Heydrich Joachim von Ribbentrop Albert Speer Martin Bormann Rudolph Hess Karl Dönitz Blondi Portrait Minister of Propaganda 1. Murdered his six children Role Fuhrer Commander of the Luftwaffe Commander of the SS Director of the Gestapo Minister of Foreign Affairs Minister of Architecture Hitler's Chief of Staff Deputy Fuhrer Commander of the Navy Hitler's Dog Notable Incidents 1. Said he wanted to retire 1. WWI Ace fighter pilot who 1. Owned a secret wizard |1. Got the job because he'd 1. Believed a secret cabal of 1. Engaged in mass slave labor 1. Hated his brother so much 1. Stole a plane so he could 1. Specialized in submarine 1. Gift to Hitler from Martin of Jews because he wanted to that when he was told by build cool-looking buildings and focus on his painting served with the Red Baron, castle because he didn't want them read a British book about spies noblemen ruled Britain negotiate an end to the war warfare; probably did the Bormann 2. Terrified of cats major hero who joined the 2. Tried to restore the Knights to live in a non-Nazi world and knew some of the lingo 2. King of England tried to Hitler to deliver a letter to with Britain by speaking to an most damage to the Allies of 2. Stayed with Hitler even in any single German officer he'd never met but had heard 2. Escaped execution for his 3. Had 15 women taste his Nazis early on of the Round Table (Göring and Himmler didn't; 2. Earned the names "God of shake his hand; he thought he 2. Convinced Nuremburg |him, he found another random unimportant Scottish noble the Fuhrerbunker food for poison before eating 2. Got shot in the leg and 3. Built a crypt to house rings their kids were released Death" and "Man with an was doing a Nazi salute; did judges to kill his subordinates guy and told him to do it 3. Hated by Eva Braun gained a morphine addiction; of dead SS officers to bind by the Allies unharmed) 2. Created a military unit of children, amputees, and old open-roof car onto an 4. Declared a random tribe Iron Heart" one in return but accidentally for carrying out his plans while 2. Once had to meet Hitler in about from a guy who'd met crimes because the British 4. Hitler's love for German of Native Americans he'd ballooned in weight and was them to eternal SS service 3. Died when he took an smacked the king in the face; sparing him because he the presence of his brother; him one time years before; were also guilty of most of Shepards made them popular never met to be honorary nearly always high as a result 4. Tried to escape the tried to make it look like his opposed the plans he himself they stood side-by-side so they did not consult Hitler before them and realized it would be in Germany during WWII Aryans; refused to do so for 3. Covered up his brother's British by calling himself men; couldn't even get them unsecured road and assassins own fault had ordered could face Hitler without |doing this super awkward to prosecute 5. Mother of five puppies Italians crime of helping Jews escape "Heinrich Hitzinger" 3. After release from prison, having to look at each other 2. During his trial, claimed to him 6. Hitler was given cyanide enough guns 3. Was 5'5"/165cm came for him; instead of just 3. Demanded all British 5. Claimed to be literally because it would make him 5. Instituted a breeding driving away, pulled a gun diplomats do the Nazi salute wrote several books about 3. Slavishly loyal to Hitler suffer from amnesia to avoid 3. Got appointed as President capsules by Himmler; later possessed by a mystical look bad; this only made it 4. Doctorate in Philosophy and ordered the car to stop so (overruled by Hitler) how he was "the good Nazi" 4. Hated by everyone; |answering questions; finally admitted he was lying of Germany after Hitler's death solely because he was program between came to view Himmler as a |he could personally shoot at 4. Tried to get the USSR to A---- spirit to Mussolini; Mussolini felt "completely easier for the brother to keep Norweigian women and 5. Wife's stepfather was |tolerated only because he traitor but couldn't get more helping Jews escape handsome Germans Jewish; she made no attempt them, thus giving them join the Axis without asking was genuinely a fantastic 3. Hanged himself in prison the most important person poison, so he tested one on his disoriented" and didn't know 5. Only major Nazi who didn't 6. Tried to save a Jew who to save him, he died in a camp another chance to kill him Hitler first officer worker in 1987 at the age of 93 left who was definitely not dog; became inconsolable 5. Tried to negotiate for the if he was joking or not 6. Convinced he was saved by loved hearing fat jokes |5. Body found on the side of a 4. Practicing psychic road, then disappeared; no mind jokes at his expense; "looked A----" if he'd say 6. Göring believed his wife 4. Hitler personally blamed involved in any attempts at when it worked was cheating on him with Hitler; evidence for this is 5. Expert astrologer assassinating Hitler 4. Only major action as he had a German ancestor him for his own death, then return of Germany's African colonies without consulting 7. After Hitler's suicide, his destiny when Operation 6. Owned multiple pet lions or parent; Jew refused ordered attacks on the one knows how he died, only animal handler took her Valkyrie failed to kill him 7. Spent the last year of the 7. Believed he was the sketchy at best assassins' villages, murdering Hitler; after Hitler told him to when and where president was to stall the puppies and shot them so the 7. Was once insulted by Russians as long as possible to Soviets couldn't capture them let soldiers escape west and 1300 innocent people; stop, he continued to agitate for them without asking for 7. Blackmailed by nephew Will war throwing drug o----- b/c reincarnation of an ancient 6. Convinced Hitler that if Hitler, who later left Germany he had nothing to do after the German king and Hindu god Göring, who said someone Churchill wanted to bomb Göring asked who leads 8. Hitler loved German and joined the US Navy Luftwaffe was blown up 8. Employed a child molester with his face shouldn't talk German civilians in retaliation them back, confusing the Germany after he kills himself, surrender to Americans Shepards because he owned 8. Had a favorite alligator at 8. Created a tank division as his chief wizard advisor about the glory of the Ayran and had to be talked down British and French he must be planning a power instead one between wars, had to the zoo; Russians seized it and for the Air Force; named it 9. Allowed a gay Jewish SS 5. Wanted photos to only be 6. Got an elderly woman to grab, so Hitler arrested Göring 5. Got upset at an Italian sell it because of money, and race it survived until 2020 after himself officer because he could help 8. Huge inferiority complex to chest and higher; felt his wide adopt him in his 30s so he submarine captain for helping it escaped its new owner and Allied sailors to a neutral port came back to him 10. Watched Charlie Chaplin's 9. Attended an important find the Holy Grail Hitler according to everyone; hips looked too womanly could add a "von" to his name; anti-Nazi movie at least twice meeting dressed as a Roman 10. Was a professional chicken considered to be Hitler's most .Bullied as a kid for having an later complained when Göring after sinking their ship; Italian 9. Extremely good girl 11. Sent a guy to the Eastern senator for no reason farmer between wars loyal servant enormous nose, so people wouldn't use the von, so told him he wouldn't Front for joking that swatting 10. Along with Donitz, was 11. "Whether 10000 Russian 9. Took 5000 active duty thought he was a Jew; this Göring tried to smack him understand because he didn't flies is a job for the Luftwaffe the only high-ranking Nazi women die digging Germany soldiers out of combat to made him hate Jews more with a baton but couldn't "have 2000 years of civilization like I do" 7. Apparently his laugh sounded more like a bill goat's 7. Called Turkish ambassador 12. Interviewed by Home & leader Erwin Rommel didn't an anti-tank ditch only make a propaganda movie reach because he was too fat Garden for his innovative use completely despise matters insofar as whether or in 1945 of cacti as home decorations not Germany has a new ditch" than a human's an untermensch to his face Wackiness Quotient 90% 100% 140% 90% 100% 20% 50% 80% 20% %06 Name Benito Mussolini Victor Emmanuel Hirohito Hideki Tojo Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim lon Antonescu Boris III Miklós Horthy Jozef Tiso Ante Pavelić Vidkun Quisling Portrait Puppet Leader of Norway 1. Wife was part-Jewish; still 1. Felt Norway should join wwI, was vague about whose Prime Minister of Romania King of Bulgaria 1. As a kid, was friends with a 1. Father got himself Role Prime Minister of Italy King of Italy Emperor of Japan Prime Minister of Japan President of Finland Regent of Hungary Puppet Leader of Slovakia Puppet Leader of Croatia 1. Got expelled from school |1. Agreed by everyone to be 1. Separated from his first |1. 5'0"/153cm 2. Given following advice by 1. Legitimate scientist in marine biology; built a Notable Incidents 1. Title: "His Serene Highness 1. Catholic priest-turned- when he stabed another the most humorless man in wife in 1902, took until 1919 Jew who asked him to save a excommunicated from the the Regent of the Kingdom of politician worked with Nazis his father: "To be a king, all laboratory in the Imperial you need to know is how to |bunch of Jews during WWII; Catholic Church Hungary" 2. Godson of Tsar Nicholas II 2. Despite Hungary being a student Japan, had no hobbies except to bother divorcing her 2. Blamed Jewish tavern 2. Hated Yugoslavia so much side 2. Wrote a romance novel Palace and published several bringing paperwork home real scientific papers 2. Was involved in an aborted obeyed owners for all alcoholism in that he was happy to make 2. Joined communist party, 3. Short career as a teacher with him Russian plan to invade China 2. Father left his mother for a 3. Had his marriage legally the country Croatia into an Italian then fascist party "Kingdom," it had no king 3. Rear Admiral of Hungary, sign your name, read a 2. "I am just an ordinary man pre-WWI registered by Mussolini protectorate so long as it wasn't part of Yugoslavia 3. Attempted to surrender to lots of cheap art from 4. Got kicked out of Italian newspaper, and mount a Jewish woman; absolutely 3. Helped open a store that would sell clothing cheaper 2. First Japanese prince to 3. Went to communist Russia Socialist Party; invented horse" leave Japan and visit Europe; with no shining talents" 3. Got a surprise birthday visit hated her for the rest of his 4. Agreed to join the Axis, but a landlocked nation as a military attache, bought fascism as a response 3. Only major leader during immediately played golf and 3. Kept trying to resign after by Hitler when he turned 75 life, but didn't hate the father refused to declare war on the 4. Openly called himself an bet on horse races (royalty than a nearby Jewish store 5. Said the USA, Britain, and both WWI and WWII he realized the war was lost; 4. Refused to be president 3. Contracted syphilis as a Soviet Union; still declared antisemite; still refused to give 4. Made it illegal for Jews to Americans at the end of the desperate people, sold it in Hirohito kept forcing him to young man, leading to |constant bizarre mood swings 5. Spent entire war trying to 825000 Jews France were doomed because 4. Had opportunity to just end was forbidden from directly due to age and bad health; "symbolic war" on Britain Germany 600000 of his own land, then made it illegal war; was so irrelevant that Norway of low birth rates, and that fascism right away; appointed handling money, so he told his stay until important generals was forced to take job by for them to live in the country they didn't know who he was, 4. Nazis invaded Norway and the USA would be overtaken Mussolini prime minster aides to do it) 3. Almost didn't marry his wife 4. Blamed Theodore wanted him removed government against his will 4. Absolutely despised avoid sending Jews to Hitler 5. Spoke six languages with a without owning land refused to arrest him, and told king to appoint Quisling by high birth rate blacks anyway because it meant 5. Knew that Hitler hated Hungarians by using increasingly insane foreign accent, including his 5. Was forced by the pope to politely ordered him to leave as prime minister, king said ideas, including sending them native langauge to Palestine via Switzerland 6. Voted Prime Minister 6. Had no formal position; just communists couldn't seize because she had a color-blind Roosevelt for not letting Japan smoking, so he lit a cigar right 5. Was Hitler's favorite Axis not deport the last 20000 he'd rather abdicate Jews in the country, still I orc marched to Rome and told the control relative annex all of Siberia after the in front of him to see how mad leader besides himself; was 5. Nazis didn't even want him, king to appoint him as Prime Minister; king obeyed 7. Did not hate Jews at all, 5. Had power to remove 4. Ate fried egg, sausage, Russo-Japanese War; hated he'd get the only Axis leader Hitler 6. Died of heart failure in against his will; refused to managed to kill or deport all but he was the only person in Mussolini at any point; waited bacon, grilled tomato, and Americans afterward 6. Ordered Finnish Jews to would listen to talk about his 1943, possibly poisoned accept unless he was given all others the government who would the powers of a king as well; 6. Fluent in Hebrew was actually granted them until Americans reached Italy English tea for breakfast 5. Slapped people in the face fight alongside Nazis own country; this was despite 6. Full name: Boris Klemens work with them considered Italian Jews to just because he was afraid people every day while giving them orders 7. Taught the Dalai Lama how the fact that neither spoke Robert Maria Pius Ludwig 6. Norway abolished capital be normal Italians wouldn't listen to him 5. Built golf course in palace because he thought it helped to fire a gun each other's language Stanislaus Xavier 7. Absolutely, virulently, punishment in 1905; executed 8. Called the master race idea 6. Declared Italy would join 6. Ordered civilians of Saipan train people not descended 6. Was so loved by Hitler that insanely hated communism him anyway "nonsense, stupid, and idiotic" the Allies during WWII 9. Was arrested and 7. Name now means "traitor" in Norwegian to commit suicide if the island from samurai he was the only other Axis beyond any reason, even by without telling any generals; was captured by Americans 6. Planned to annex Australia, leader besides Mussolini let the standards of the time imprisoned in a ski resort thousands of Italians were because he disliked the idea New Guinea, India, Pakistan, in on Operation Barbarossa 8. Asked that his body not be of white people capturing buried in Hungary until "the 10. Terrified that people in the left in German-controlled future would think Hitler Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, New in advance territory to die Japanese civilians Zealand, Alaska, Hawaii, 7. Refused a blindfold during last Russian soldier has left;" 7. Tried to convert Japan to WWII to convince people not Christianity after defeat | 11. Owned a pet lion until his to vote the Italian Monarchy because he thought the invented fascism instead of |7. Abdicated throne after British Colombia, Yukon, |his execution by firing squad; request was actually honored, and he was dug up and him Washington state, Ecuador, saluted the executioners as all of Central America except they killed him reburied in 1993 wife forced him to get rid of it out of existence; failed Americans would go easier on Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Haiti, 8. Probably would not have 9. Had a green-and-gold fellow Christians; MacArthur all Southeast Asia, and Macau been executed at all except dragon tattoo that took up forced him not to that the Soviet Union f------ the entire left side of his chest hated him Wackiness Quotient 60% 40% 50% 60% 20% 40% 20% 50% 40% 20% 40% Name Emperor Puyi Wang Jinwei Plaek Phibunsongkhram Philippe Pétain Rashid Ali al-Gaylani Neville Chamberlain Winston Churchill George VI Franklin Delano Roosevelt Harry S. Truman Joseph Stalin Portrait Role Puppet Emperor of Manchuria Puppet Leader of China Prime Minister of Thailand Puppet Leader of Vichy France Prime Minister of Iraq Prime Minister of the UK Prime Minister of the UK King of the United Kingdom President of the United States President of the United States General Secretary of the USSR Notable Incidents 1. Loved England; tried to 1. Master calligrapher, poet, 1. Extreme Thai nationalist 1. Retired before WWI, called 1. Arab nationalist who hated 1. Died of butt cancer 1. Actually half-American 1. Angered Queen Victoria by 1. Had all pictures taken 1. S. in name does not stand 1. Hated his own son so much despite being half-Chinese 2. First name means "strange" 2. Great friends with Charles 2. Claimed direct descent renounce royalty and move to and writer out of retirement to fight British influence in Iraq 2. Actually really into eugenics being born on the anniversary while at a desk, table, etc, to for anything; period is literally that when the Nazis caught him and tried to have a 2. Tried to assassinate the part of it (Harry S. Truman) 3. F------ hated Gandhi, tried to make the government 2. Fourth in line to the throne wheelchair president, but his 2. Worked as a haberdasher, prisoner exchange, Stalin London so he could go to of her husband's death avoid being known as the Oxford University and rename last crown prince of China in English; given it because he de Gualle from Muhammad himself Henry 3. Became incredibly popular looked bizarre as a child 3. Completely opposed to 3. Unofficially joined the Axis let him die of a hunger strike 3. Wanted to marry a woman disability was publically known railway timekeeper, clerk, refused; when son was killed 2. Brought to the empress on as a revolutionary hero right 3. Loved Mussolini and tried basically every action France in a bid to remove British 4. Extremely clumsy; nearly who was already married; even at the time mail sorter, and Shabbos Goy by a Nazi by accident, came to hate him slightly less her deathbed as a child, but up until he allied with Japan to fashion all of his ideas and took between wars, felt they influence; Anglo-Iraqi War drowned in a lake, fell off a George V bribed him to give 2. Installed the current front (non-Jew who does tasks for was so annoying that she had 4. Angry at the West's him removed so she could die exploitation of Chinese style based on him because he'd managed to die would weaken it if Germany lasted 29 days invaded again bridge, fell several times from it up door on the Oval Office so you observant Jews during 4. Loved Thai traditions but 4. After he was defeated, his horses, fell over while getting 4. Major stuttering problem have to enter facing the desk; Shabbat); became a judge in a way that was technically in peace resources, so he helped Japan wanted Thailand to look 4. After Germany invaded, government blamed Jews, off of a ship, crashed a plane, 5. World-class tennis player; this made it impossible to see without a law degree; later heroic 3. Didn't know how to blow on kick them out and do the civilized to the West; forced French government dissolved leading to 700+ murders of hit by a car competed in Men's Double at his wheelchair unless you applied for a law license while 2. Lenin wrote a letter to the soup to cool it, flush toilets, same thing everyone to wear Western itself and appointed him as local Iraqi Jews 5. Extremely skilled landscape Wimbledon came right up to him president so he'd have government that said to not turn off faucets, or open doors 5. Name now means "traitor" clothing and eat with forks leader because he was the painter, complimented by 6. Graduated at the bottom of 3. Cousin of Theodore something to do after leaving give power to Stalin; Stalin until he was an adult in the same way as Quisling instead of their hands (as was most important person left in Pablo Picasso his class at the naval academy; Roosevelt, who told him that 3. Eyesight too poor to join stole the letter, led Lenin's 4. Was so fascinated by or Benedict Arnold tradition) France; took office at 84 6. Forced Britain to invent an probably was pushed through he wanted him to never wwI; got in by stealing an funeral procession, and talked telephones that he called random numbers constantly oxygen mask that lets you smoke because he wanted to 7. Wanted to study history and 4. Born into obscene wealth 4. Got to be Vice President 6. Despite many assassination 5. Favorite book was named 5. Sentenced to life in prison because of his position become president eye chart and memorizing it about how great he was attempts on him, he died of "Jews of the East," which was after war; died at 95 years old 6. Tried to use his position as 3. Once asked by his mother to talk to unknown people complications from a different about the Chinese minority smoke nonstop if attacked while on an airplane 7. When wife tried to make economics; father forced him 5. Constantly cheated on his only because Democrats to drop out and go on royal what he did, said he's "like the 5. Was not taught anything assassination attempt from living in Thailand leader of France to make wife predicted FDR would die in office and they hated his tsar," mother complained that |about sex before his wedding; before the war with Japan; 6. Due to the way time zonespeople go outdoors and hike he should have been a priest 6. Intentionally overlooked British spies in the USA whose existing VP tours had no idea what to do when h furious with not being able to work, was invaded by Japan more often him go on a diet, he tampered 8. Wanted to be Governor- 4. Ordered records of his own he was alone with his new try him as a traitor, China both before and after the 7. In 1973, two insane guys with the scale to show him as General of Canada; father felt job was to blackmail anti-war 5. Met FDR only twice; almost birthday to be changed wife; just left the room and tried his wife for treason attack on Pearl Harbor stole his coffin and body and lighter than he really was it was too lowly a position for senators because he also never informed of what was 5. Hired a guy to inseminate left her in bed with a instead 7. Only Axis leader allowed to demanded he be reburied at 8. Wrote an alt history short his rank story about the Confederacy 9. Had the crown put onto his wanted to join the war going on with the war female chimps with human concubine regain power after WWII; Verdun; were refused 6. Only told about the atom sperm in an attempt to build winning the Civil War 9. Tried to convince the USA coronation 6. Became horribly cruel after Americans liked that he hated head the wrong way at his bomb after becoming mutant soldiers he realized he was a Japanese communism president 6. Was once kidnapped by his puppet and everyone hated 8. Sent a declaration of war to invade Russia after 10. Gave up the title Emperor 7. On deathbed, said only father and forced to work in him; regretted his actions on the USA to his ambassador | defeating Germany of India once India & Pakistan regret was creating the CIA a shoe factory after the war ended and in Washington; ambassador broke away; still called himself 7. Tried to have John Wayne almost committed suicide "accidentally" lost it and just the King of Pakistan until he assassinated 8. Last emperor of China never sent it to Congress died Wackiness Quotient 90% 20% 60% 10% 10% 10% 50% 50% 20% 30% 90% Name Charles de Gualle Chiang Kai-shek Mao Zedong Josip Broz Tito William Lyon Mackenzie King John Curtin loannis Metaxas Hubert Pierlot Getúlio Vargas Peter Fraser Haakon VII Portrait Role Leader of Free France Chairman of Nationalist Party Chairman of Communist Party Leader of Yugoslav Partisans Prime Minister of Canada Prime Minister of Australia Prime Minister of Greece Prime Minister of Belgium President of Brazil Prime Minister of N. Zealand King of Norway Notable Incidents 1. Wanted to show how Paris 1. At 3 years old, swallowed a 1. Married against his will in | 1. Had so many siblings die in 1. Considered to be humorless 1. Had problem where the iris 1. Descended from nobility to 1. Spent entire war in Britain 1. 99% of the way to being a 1. Extremely poor eyesight 1. Actually Danish was retaken by the French, so pair of chopsticks to see if he an arranged marriage; ran infancy that no one is sure and have no charisma | of his left eye would disalign the point of his family being in 2. Hated the King of Belgium full-blown fascist, stole many 2. Jailed for opposing the first 2. Would only take the throne he arranged a parade, but could; doctor had to save him away to escape it, thereby which number child he is 2. Communicated with dead when he looked at things; had the Libro d'Oro (directory of after he surrendered to ideas from fascist states; was World War if Norway elected him as king; spirits constnatly, especially no effect, but left him extremely self-conscious nobles) of the lonian Islands in Germany the 1600s; was completely | even invited to join the Axis but refused, later joined the it actually did couldn't find enough French soldiers, so he got Quebecois Japanese Army ruining his new wife, who died 2. Failed second grade; was in shame and ruin 2. Spent two years in the terrible at spelling throughout his mother 3. German ambassador told in French uniforms; still not contemptuous of anyone who 3. Was going to move to USA; agreed to only if Britain itself 3. Encyclopedic knowledge of wasn't also of noble descent 3. Got kidnapped by his own 2. At 68, found a 14 year-old entire life 3. Didn't want to enter WWII; 2. Left school at 13 Allies because Germany kept him to appoint Quisling as PM; enough, so he got Louisianans; generals when he refused to concubine still not enough, so he got sinking his merchant ships he threatened to abdicate if make peace with communists 3. Dropped out of school at couldn't get money for boat was attacked, then had to cricket statistics (the sport) | 2. Was 5'1" (155cm); had all 2. Desired a Brazilian national this was done and instead just light-skinned Algerians and while Japan invaded; finally the age of 13 4. Refused to bathe or brush players kept stopping the 4. Went to a soccer game; actually make good on that photographs use trickery to identity that obliterated told everyone to resist German put them in the back 2. Personally hated by Churchill and FDR for being immigrant identities, which led him to constantly f--- with agreed and was released 4. Met Hitler in 1937; believed made him look normal-sized occupation 4. Changed his name an teeth game to argue with the ref; he would lead Germany to a 3. Led Greece against Italy 4. This angered Germany so 5. Had at least one STD; did Tito got angry at them for |immigrant communities 3. Annoyed at aristocrats who unknown number of times; bright future and be the next and succeeded; died days much that they just blew up | incredibly irritating and most only stopped because he got nothing to avoid spreading it wasting time, so he stole the "Joan of Arc" before Germany got involved the entire town he was hiding other French leaders for too famous with his current to his concubines ref's whistle, appointed 5. Kept a shrine to his dead because of an unrelated owned land and were pro- in, forcing him to flee championing himself as the 6. Tried to send 15 million himself as the new ref, and mother in his home pharynx issue farming, so he ignored the law 5. When Sweden refused to one 5. Married two women at dared the players to argue give him sancuary because it wanted to maintain neutrality, sole savior of France Chinese women to the USA 6. Kept and used a crystal ball 4. Studied in Germany, was a and forced industrialization 3. Promoted to general just |huge Germanophile; still supported Britain politically once; one died to Japanese, 7. Got angry at Stalin once; with his decisions 7. Saw signs of the future in whenever he felt like it, which before France fell to Germany he divorced the other when responded by holding a 5. After capturing the fifth not just his tea leaves, but was nearly all the time he spent the entire rest of his | 4. (Probably) ordered an | assassination attempted 4. Absolutely f------ loved he met another woman who meeting with Khrushchev in a assassin sent by Stalin, sent a also his shaving cream 5. Instituted Greece's first life personally hating all of letter that said "stop or l'll 8. Numerologist 9. Wrote in a journal every dogs, boasted of how he loved wouldn't marry him unless he swimming pool because he paid holidays, maternity leave, Sweden forever send an assassin of my own, against a political rival that failed; knowing he would be 6. Spent basically the whole war in Scotland recording them more than humans got a divorce didn't know how to swim five-day/40 hour work week, 5. Daughter had Down's, he treated her extremely well, be buried in China despite not 8 minutes (world record: 20) 6. Avoided anti-communist when she died, he genuinely being able to leave Taiwan; 9. During WWII, refused to 6. Specified that he wanted to 8. Claimed to swim a mile in and it won't take five tries" day from 1893 to 1950 minimum wage, paid leaves, | 10. Owned multiple dogs that banning of child labor, legally mandating Sunday as a rest removed, he shot himself in pro-resistance messages for guards by borrowing a baby body is now on "temporary" use toilets, insisted on pooping and letting it poop in his lap were all named Pat the chest, which completely Britain to blast into Norway 11. Could speak to dogs using his psychic powers mourned her heavily day, and strict safety f----- up Brazilian politics for display in a museum in Taiwan outside; finally persuaded to so they wouldn't bother him standards years since 1975 stop post-war 6. Virulent hatred of 7. American generals 10. Suffered from bowel communism nicknamed him "Cash my problems; wife had to learn Check" how to stick her fingers into 8. Flooded most important his ass to solve them river in China to escape Japan; killed 1 million civilians Wackiness Quotient 20% 30% 90% 60% 90% 10% 30% 0% 20% 0% 10% Name Francisco Franco António de Oliveira Salazar Per Albin Hansson Pius XII 14th Dalai Lama Éamon de Valera Henri Guisan Mohammed Zahir Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi Ibn Saud Imam Yahya B同 Portrait Role Caudillo of Spain Prime Minister of Portugal Prime Minister of Sweden | Роpe Dalai Lama Leader of Fianna Fáil General of Switzerland King of Afghanistan 1. One of the few countries Shah of Iran King of Saudi Arabia King of Yemen 1. Extremely boring man who 1. Excommunicated Catholic 1. Became Dalai Lama in 1940 1. Wanted to become a priest, 1. In Switzerland, "General" just did his job well 2. Died of a random heart Notable Incidents 1. Wanted to join the Navy, 1. Only European leader to 1. Father believed that boys 1. Full name: Abulaziz ibn 1. Full name: His Majesty Amir is a political position appointed to someone during the Soviet Union and the but the Spanish-American War allow nonwhite members of age 4; was considered to be couldn't because he was that received aid from both shown love by their fathers became homosexual; since communists Abdul Rahman ibn Faisal ibn al-Mumenin al-Mutawakkil loss forced Spain to stop Parliament 2. Dropped out of university way too old to take position illegitimate Turki ibn Abdullah ibn Ala Allah Rab ul-Alamin Yahya recruiting 2. Refused to let go of his attack shortly after the war because the food was too 2. Only WWII leader still alive 2. President of Ireland is a a time of crisis United States during the Cold this was his favorite son, he Muhammad Al Saud bin al-Mansur Bi'llah 2. Only one testicle colonies even after Britain and ended awful; got a special order that today ceremonial position; he was 2. Appointed to ensure War abused him constantly 2. 22 wives, 45 sons, unknown Muhammad Hamiddin, Imam 2. Went to Italy for eye 3. Father was 6'4" (193cm), number of daughters, but 3. Only in charge because the France decolonized, leading to two people above him on the years of completely pointless he could study at home 3. Family did not speak the de facto the leader of Ireland Switzerland's neutrality; and Commander of the 3. Wanted to protect Europe Tibetan language 3. Refused to admit death actually planned to ally with surgery, cousin rebelled and he was not; constantly wore "many" Faithful, Prince of the Nationalist side both died in |from "the onslaughts of 4. CIA aided him in escaping camps were real not because France if Germany attacked installed a republic; abdicated elevator shoes, had sex with Believers, He Who Relies on overseas wars unrelated incidents 3. Dictator for 34 years securalism and liberalism" to India when China invaded he genuinely believed it, but 3. Declared no one has the to avoid a civil war tall women, and bragged God, the Lord of the Universe" 4. Genuinely thought he could Tibet in 1959 stop WWI by going to Kaiser 5. Doesn't want China to Wilhelm and talking it out; 3. Last King of Afghanistan 4. Might have become king 4. Obsessed with bullfighting; 4. Only owned two pairs of because he needed to claim authority to surrender about how the tallest 2. Hated photography, would is solely responsible for it still business suits that he cycled the Irish were the most Switzerland during a war mountain in Iran is taller than only allow drawn portraits "find" a fake Dalai Lama that discriminated-against people in Europe and wanted to claim being a thing |through every other day again in 2002, but the USA the tallest one in Japan 3. Favorable relations with Jews, except that he enforced a law that forbade them from 5. Set Spain's clocks backward 5. Ordered that he be buried was crushed when he failed will be a puppet, so he's blocked it 4. Mother gave children magic match Germany's and Italy's; in an odinary grave next to 5. Probably only got to be threatened to reincarnate in the Axis and Allies were 5. Accidentally injured himself amulets to ward off the evil Spain is still in the wrong time his farmer ancestors in his pope because the previous a Western country as a morally equivalent to justify every time he visited France eye; could use psychic dreams building houses taller than 6. Photographer, chess player to learn the future |zone today 6. Invented the family tourist small hometown one died in 1939 and they Ireland's neutrality Muslim houses woman 5. Forbidden from having a needed someone who was an 6. Hobbies include: gardening, 4. Tried to punish Irish people meditation, watch repair package to make Spain a big expert on Germany who joined the British military close relationship with his tourist destination 6. Allowed Catholic priests to 7. Declared a boy in Tibet to during WWII mother to make him manlier; 7. Intentionally made crazy baptize Jewish orphans to be the Pachen Lama (another 5. Only world leader to offer this and his father's treatment demands to join the Axis so legally claim they weren't high-ranking reincranation); condolences on the death of led to severe psychological Hitler would refuse them; Jewish to Germans, then tried China immediately arrested Adolf Hitler problems Hitler said "I would rather to prevent them from being the boy and claimed the sent back to Jewish relatives Pachen Lama was an 6. Impersonated a bishop 6. Created a state cult around have three of my own teeth 7. Despite being a devout Cyrus the Great to imply pulled out than speak to that after the war was over unrelated child they could Catholic, refused to make it a similarities between himself man again" more easily control state religion and the ancient leader 8. After his death, fascists kept 9. Birth name: Lhamo 8. Chief of the Chippewa 7. Once cancelled a lucrative visiting his grave, so the contract with Britain because Dhondup, Full Religious Name: Native American tribe Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang government had to rebury him an East German offered to let Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso him sleep with his tall wife 10. You can follow him on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram 60% 20% 0% 30% 50% 60% 0% 10% 70% 20% 30%

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509TH COMPOSITE GROUP Office of the Operations Officer APO 247, c/o Postmaster San Francisco, California 5 August 1945 OPERATIONS ORDER) NUMBER 35 ) Weather at 2230 Strike at 2330 Out of Sacks: Date of Mission: 6 August 1945 Briefings: See below Mess 2315 to 0115 Weather Ships at 0200 (Approx) Strike Ships at 0300 (Approx) 39 at 2330 52 at 0030 Take-off: Lunches Trucks 3 at 0015 4 at 0115 A/C NO. VICTOR NO. CREW SUBS PASSENGERS. (To Follow) APCO Weather Mission: 298 303 301 302 83 71 85 72 Taylor Wilson Eatherly Alternate A/O Combat Strike: 292 353 291 354 304 82 Tibbets AS Briefed 89 91 90 88 Sweeney Marquardt McKnight Alternate for Marquardt GAS: #82 -7000 gals. All others - 7400 gals. AMMUNITION: 1000 rds/gun in all A/C. BOMBS: Special. CAMIRAS: K18 in #82 and #90. Other installations per verbal orders. RELIGIOUS SERVICES: Catholic at 2200 Protestant at 2230 BRIEFINGS: Weather Ships General Briefing in Combat Crew Lounge at 2300. Special Briefings at 2330 as follows: AC and Pilots in Combat Crew Lounge Nav Radar Operators in Library Radio Operators in Communications Flight 3ngineers in Operations Mess at 2330 Trucks at 0015 Strike Mission: General Briefing in Combat Crew Loungo at 2400 Special Briefings at O030 as follows: AC and Pilots in Combat Crew Lounge Nav and Radar Operators in Library Radio Operators at Communications Flight 3ngineers at Opcrations Mess at 0030 Trucks at 0115 TOTE: Lt McKnight's crow need not attend briefings. JAMES I. HOPKINS, JR, Major, Air Corps, Operations Officer.

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