Hello, Human Resources?! - He wasn't kidding.

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I mean, would Human Resources be able to do anything in this situation? After all he admitted that he was made of sugar, and the ants tearing him apart bit by bit confirms that he is not made of human. Now if you were to contact SUGAR Resources to help him or maybe ANT Resources to get the ants into legal trouble that would possibly help. But as it stands calling Human Resources in this scenario would actually prove fruitless as it only gives the ants more time to tear apart Jim's fruits.