I guess that conversation ended up being less about e-thots and more about my weird liking of semi-coarse textures I developed as a kid that I sort of assumed everyone had to some degree, but I guess not, so now I just feel awkward.

Well, what can I say. It be like that.

Well damn, but your weird thing at least sounds cool – it has the word "dragon" in it. Meanwhile, I will now be know for touching sandpaper and may or may not live that one out.

Should have just talked about furry porn, honestly – that is one easier to explain.