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If you are receiving this message, then it means that I have won the game. Although "won" may have been to strong a word.

At the time of recording, there were 2'723 views, but only one alternative option posted (Which was a different version of one of the songs I posted) and the only vote made was for the utter destruction of small fluffy creatures.

Unfortunately, because I am a man of my word, I am now about to embark on a mission to literally blow up a puppy. May god have mercy on your souls, you wonderful bastards.

Before I depart, I have just a couple of last things to say.

I would like my internet points to be equally distributed between Furret, because his dedication to mass posting cute Shantae pictures amuses me greatly; as well as Dry Ice and Hidralalo, because they have hearts of gold and are too good for this world of ours.

My last point goes out to my friend Kommando_Kaijin. The key to overcoming your procrastination is….

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