Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man - EnGLiSh iS EaSy

To Weigh, to carry, to wash;
you wash, keys, rains

or in Spanish:

Levar, Llevar, Lavar;
Laves, Llaves, Llueves

English is not the only language that does this.

Honestly, the key to good English is confidence.

If I walked up to someone and said "That zorf has fluged right up!", they would completely understand what I just said.

English is a wonderful language because half our words don't mean anything and the other half doesn't matter.