Notes:

Evening gentlemen! Captain Vidya here! it would seem that our precious VIDEOGAMES are being invaded by the forces of NOTVIDYA, ESPORTS, AND ECELEBS! Only we can help to stop this menace! How can we do that? Not by complaining about it, of course! Since when has complaining ever solved anything?

No no no my good men, we must PLAY our videogames! There are more than enough fine titles out now to be conquered, and in just this year!

With your help, I promise we can make videogames FUN again!

So, what are you waiting for? Isn't it about time you played some VIDEOGAMES?