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I Anonymous 10/15/20(Thu)18:58:37 No.528634829 v >>528634952 >>528634961 >>528634982 >>528635308 >>52863545 Sipping CDPdRones Tears.jpg (24 KB, 326x412) google yandex iqdb wait I Anonymous 10/15/20(Thu)18:59:40 No.528634952 v >>528635308 >>528635457 Dabbing on CDPRshills.png (235 KB, 808x783) google yandex iqdb wait *Sips drink* >it doesn't have to be at night >it doesn't have to be in a large city >it doesn't need to be 3rd person >it doesn't need to have the different classes >it doesn't need the player to be able to use flying cars >lt doesn't need accessible interiors for buildings >>528634829 SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* >it doesn't matter that it has microtransactions despite being a $60 game >it doesn't matter that the protagonist is always a smug Josh Whedon quipfag >it doesn't matter that the map is tiny >it doesn't matter that you can travel across the map in 3 and a half minutes >lt doesn't need to have good music >it doesn't matter that all the artists on the soundtrack are Zomercore garbage >lt doesn't need to be free of liberal b------- >lt doesn't need to have good customisation options >it doesn't need to have real dialogue choices >it doesn't need you to be able to join different factions >it doesn't need to have killable NPCS >it doesn't need to have Trauma Team as a gameplay element the player can use >it doesn't need to have destructible environments >it doesn't need to have good graphics >it doesn't matter that CD Projekt Red is staffed by Americans now >it doesn't need mod support >it doesn't need to have good box art >It doesn't need to not blow all its budget on b list actors >it doesn't need to be an RPG >it doesn't need you to be able to purchase new apartments >it doesn't need you to be able to choose different childhood heroes >it doesn't need you to be able to customise your cars or apartment >it doesn't need Cyberpsychosis to be part of the game >it doesn't need VR support >it doesn't matter that it's cinematic garbage >it doesn't need good Al >it doesn't need good vehicle handling >it doesn't matter that it has a s--- visual style >it doesn't need to have genders >it doesn't need to not be downgraded >it doesn't matter that there's less customisation options than in the e3 demo >it doesn't matter that you can't see your character in cutscenes >it doesn't matter that customisation is useless >it doesn't need to not be GTA 2077 >it doesn't need to not have degenerate anti-white american zoomer pandering artists >it doesnt matter that the music has s----- mumble rap in it >it doesn't matter that it gets delayed again after being in development for 7 years >it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people >it doesn't matter that the devs aren't even at their offices anymore to work on the f------ game >lt doesn't matter that FemV is even uglier now >IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT WAS DELAYED AGAIN LMAO >lt doesn't matter if they ban their community for expressing concern on political bias' influences >it doesn't matter that the city is almost completely empty >it doesn't matter that the map is 1/4th made of solar panels >it doesn't matter that the map is 1/4th made of water >it doesn't matter that you can't swim >it doesn't matter there are no boats to traverse water meaning the map is EVEN SMALLER than it appears >it doesn't matter that you can't customise vehicles >it doesn't matter that you can't control the spiderbots >it doesn't matter that the melee combat is dogshit >it doesn't matter that they removed wardrobes >it doesn't matter that they removed different body types >it doesn't matter that they removed wall running >lt doesn't matter that they removed dual wielding >lt doesn't matter that the devs admitted that the melee combat is s--- >lt doesn't matter that the devs announced DLC before it released >it doesn't matter that all the default presets are ugly PART 2 OF 3 LMAO EVEN MORE S--- BEING ADDED CDPREDDITORS ON SUICIDE WATCH >it doesn't matter that it has tacked on multiplayer >it doesn't matter that npc's don't refer to you as "he/she" anymore I Anonymous 10/15/20(Thu)19:03:05 No.528635308 v >>528635552 Check Em.jpg (69 KB, 537x859) google yandex iqdb wait >it doesn't matter that it's smaller than Witcher 3 >it doesn't matter that it's shorter than Witcher 3 >>528634829 >>528634952 PART 3/3 BITCHES **************SLURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP PPPPPPP************* CYBERCRAP DEFENDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!! Part 1/3 LMAO F------ CYBERSHILLS >It doesn't matter that the devs completely ruined the original concepts aesthetics >it doesn't matter that it has horrendous pop in >it doesn't matter that NPC's don't react to you running them over >it doesn't matter that the game has shitloads of chromatic aberration >it doesn't matter that the textures are a blurry mess >it doesn't matter that ps3 games look better than the "next gen" game >it doesn't matter that the vehicle handling and collision is garbage >it doesn't matter that they added a pro-noun system WE ARE NOW HERE >It doesn't matter that it got delayed again into 2021 >lt doesn't matter that the game is a buggy p------------ >lt doesn't matter that the expansions have all the good stuff they cut out of the original game >it doesn't need dynamic weather systems >it doesn't need to have a branching story >it doesn't need to have substance >IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE CYBERPUNK CYBERCOPE 2077 SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Lots of good points as well though. In case you were wondering, this is a /v/ meme. I think /pol/ wouldn't have adapted this meme either because it can't be applied to political things, or because they'd think Zachary Levi doesn't look white enough

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