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![File: zoo.jpg (69 KB, 750x807) | Anonymous 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams 244 KB PNG "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zo0 >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)11:19:28 No.61889752 [Reply] >see this greentext >immediate reminded of a similar moment I had at the zoo like 2 or 3 years ago >felt like going to the zoo to see some animals >get to the monkey area >there's a guy with a bluetooth speaker playing Tiesto, Oliver Heldens - The Right Song and bobbing his head to it >monkeys are interesting >he starts screaming "WOO00O0" >monkeys go ape s--- >they all start screaming and then the guy starts going nuts too Which one of you was this? I know it was one of you retards](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/993/005/5e0.jpg "Friends in low places | /r/Greentext")
![O File: 1585233353477.png (888 KB, 850x660) O Moments of stupidity Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:24:46 No.61952752 [Reply] ► >>61953071 >>61953117 >>61953193 Here's a story that might give you a chuckle. >15 at the time >cousin was 17 >hanging out at her house because it was summer and they had a pool >Get caught looking at her t--- >she decided to tease me by stripping and going skinny dipping >convinced me to also skinny dip and stuff started getting hot and heavy >start getting it on and we do the deed on the poolside >about 10 minutes later my uncle storms out screaming "the f--- are you doing?" >seperates us and started berating his daughter >"What's wrong with you putting your hands on your special needs cousin?" He yelled >I then immediately open my mouth and say "we have a special needs cousin that you had sex with?" >uncle turns and just had a blank emotionless face. This empty expression felt like it went on for 10 minutes before he just sent his daughter inside the house and then gave me a car ride home >uncle didn't say a word til we got to my parents house and simply said "your a good kid" It was like 6 years later while talking a shower that it finally hit me that he was talking about me and I was too stupid to realize. * O Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:54:33 No.61953071 File: 1610989500746.jpg (93 KB, 385x390) >>61952752 (OP) f------ kek dude laughed so hard at second to last line](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/997/742/c19.png "Anon has stupid | /r/Greentext")
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