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Soup King
Soup King

"Princess Zelda here. When I was a young girl, my grandfather gave me a piece of advice I'll never forget. Granddaughter, he said, there's only one thing in this world more satisfyin' than the love of a fine woman, or the taste of a hand-rolled cigar. And that's splittin' a man's head in two with a single bullet."

"Down through the generations, the Jakobs company has held true to those words. My family believes all the accuracy in the world don't mean a great deal if you don't got the power to back it up.

"Hence our family creed: if it took more'n one shot… you weren't usin' a Jakobs."

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