Lady Dimitrescu - shortstack vampire milf

Short girls are cute, curvy girls are sexy. That's the short of it. I'd say there's more to it though. Imp like figures give off an aura of mischief and smugness, which is always a plus. It's fun.

Unfortunately, we don't have an entry for shortstacks that would explain their appeal or the communities around them, even though they've been popular since way back in 2006 when Twilight Princess planted the seed in the minds of many a gamer. Don't know where the trend really took off though. Shortstack entry anyone?

It's not an upgrade, or a downgrade. Side-grade really. For I too have a love for shortstacks just as I have a love of tall girls.

Really, I think it'd just be more amusing to be running a around a gothic manor while a literal ankle-biter is jiggling her way after me. Plus, there's so many more places she can hide and pop out of.