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: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)16:50:35 No.846468068 >be me >be working at coffee shop >job is okay, pay is meh >one day, dude comes in and he's rude as all hell 46 KB JPG >idontgetpaidenoughforthis.mp3 >after the incident and making his coffee, I decide that this job isn't worth it and I deserve respect >carefully take his coffee to the bathroom, and piss half a stream in it >take it back to kitchen >call for his name and give it to him >watch him carefully as he drinks it >mfw he isn't disgusted >bastard comes up to the register and asks if his girlfriend works here >tell him no >he leaves with coffee in hand >later that day >mfw I realize he had a piss fetish >mfw he thought his gf p----- in his coffee as some sort of joke >mfw my piss tasted like his gf's piss F------ kek. View Thread

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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