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>Be me >Have a piss fetish >A fellow piss fetisher invites me to a piss party >"cmon Anon there will be a pool full of piss omfg there will be so much of it!" >Can't say no to that 462 KB JPG >When l'm there the piss for some reason repels from me >Mfw I'm the only one who can't enjoy it >Why have the piss gods cursed me?

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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O Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)06:54:18 No.846801710 File: 2943D6F6-8C0A-4F1D-BDB1-1(..).jpg (121 KB, 614x518) >> >>846797625 (OP) pepe story tiem >be me >be on /b/ in 2012 >pepe blowing up >see thread of rare pepes but computer is broken and so is cell >being the autist i am save as many as humanly possible to my gfs phone to email to myself for review later >she finds them later and flips out The relationship didn't end there but I feel that was the catalyst for our inevitable separation

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Anon makes a prediction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)13:45:57 No.62232199 >2026 >most of population of Earth had covid, it's no longer a threat and mostly no one cares about it >2029 >suddenly scientists discover that every male who had covid is now completely sterile 428 KB JPG >humanity is on the verge of extinction >active searches for any male who had escaped covid >it appears that basement dwellers and hikkikomori are the only one who wasn't touched by covid >there's so little hikkis that countries considers it the most precious resource in the world >tension between world powers, nuclear war incoming >UN summit. Most of the strongest countries of the world decide what to do >Decision - let every country had their basement dwellers, and there's no need to declare war to take them. Instead fertile women from all over the world would be sent for these male to impregnate them >Hikkis are so rare, that the only way to make the plan work is to send the best, the most genetically successful and the most beautiful women >Still every hikki need to f--- at least 5 women a day to save the humanity >Million of dollars spend to make life of hikkis as comfortable and healthy as possible, excluding any possible stress, eating perfect food. >hikkis now has to eat Cialis every day and f------ non- stop. >they can only sleep with one girl once Uhm, anon, are you ready for that? You have to start to take care of your health starting now, or humanity won't survive.

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File: e21ea84f7c40c02f53d2c67d7(..).jpg (50 KB, 523x532) O Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)06:42:43 No.846858341 [Reply] story time bread? story time >be me >rob a brewery and steal 5 barrels of booze >its all rum >3 days later i wake up and walk outside and see a suspicious black van and some police cars down the road >panic >race to the bathroom and start pouring the barrels into the bath down the drain >smash the barrels and put them in the pit out back and set them on fire >LOUD BANGING ON MY DOOR >o s--- i am f----- theyve got me >sneak up and see a female cop >she waves >answer the door anxiously >"are you okay anon? you are sweating" >the problem there is officer? >"what" she looks at me funny >"we were just down the road and i noticed black smoke coming from your back yard is everything okay?" >yes the barrels are smoking >"the what? you are aware we are in fire restrictions right? No fires" >yes of course >she comes inside and looks out back and calls the fire brigade >they put out the fire >one of the firemen ask me if i've been making rum because my house wreaks of it >"you know you can re-use the barrels right?" >of course... hahah was just burning old barrels 10 years later still not been caught

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Anon reads a frustrating article | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)07:15:38 No.846846258 >be me, little f----- reading article about average penis size >read that 3.94 inches is the 5th percentile, while 5.16 inches is the 50th percentile, and 6.3 inches is the 95th percentile 61 KB JPG >article says that in a study done on 15,000 women, women prefer 6.4 inch pps for a hookup, and 6.3 inches for long term relationships >article tells men not to worry cuz that's only slightly above average TIL 95th percentile is "slightly above average?"

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Anon doesn't smoke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)18:50:09 No.62224440 >Stranger walks up to me >"Hey, got a smoke?" >"No, sorry, I don't smoke." >"That's good. You shouldn't." 14 KB JPG

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Anon does the thing | /r/Greentext

File: thinker_T.png (33 KB, 460x648) Ib/ Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)01:38:12 No.84682 <be me <mfw learning4chanlingo.jpeg <I kek at trannies and n-words every day <reddit is for poopfags am i right /b/ros? <qt.13 9/10 T HIIC grill appear <mfw I simultaneously autism and spaghetti and sperg later virgins

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Anon has an epiphany | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:18:56 No.62001152 Anyone else probably gonna die a virgin because you refuse to settle for the fat/ugly easy girls? I'm just not even interested in anything less than a qt, or at least a chubby girl with sexy fat distribution and a 84 KB JPG decent face. : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:21:17 No.62001180 >>62001152 (OP) # >applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him 23 KB PNG tfw

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: Anonymous (ID: URjuvdTJ) [-1 02/07/21(Sun)18:47:31 No.307083193 Moments you realized /pol/ has ruined your life. I'll start: >be working retail late night shift >thick white girl comes in to shop >immediately look at her and whisper under my breath "heh... 277 KB PNG built.." >realize how pathetic my life has gotten Share em boys, I know this board has effected all of us. : Anonymous (ID: ++WTBHB 02/07/21(Sun)18:49:20 No.307083458 For me, it's Bang's. The best root beer. It always washes down smooth with the most refreshing Ba root beer flavor. Hoot 276 KB JPG The smooth stainless steel look of the can is very popular. I'll walk around carrying my Bang's while drinking it and people always compliment me on the can and ask what I'm drinking out of curiosity. You can always recognize another Bang's drinker because while you're carrying your can around people will sometimes just walk by with a thumbs up and a smile. It's delicious! What a great root beer. >>307083796 # >>307084202 # >>307084509 # >>307084768 # >>307084872 # >>307085446 # >>307087228 # >>307090927 # >>307091268 #

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Anon plays titanfall 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)00:39:00 No.846850673 >be me >huge fan of FPS games >one day pick up a used copy of titanfall 2 for 15 bucks at my local EB Games >boot it up >previous owner already had every 966 KB JPG gun and cosmetic option unlocked >sweet.jpg >star up a remix match >not even 5 seconds into the game i hear grown men arguing over some s--- about a gun >like what is even the point about arguing over that s---, you get it back after your revived >tells them to shut the f--- up >meet with silence >more silence for a solid 5 minutes >match end eventually >that was pretty odd >5 minutes pass, still trying to find a another >get voice recording from one of the dudes >at first i expected mindless shouting but was meet with throat singing and s----- guitar >after a solid minute of s----- music, f----- ask for game a rematch >ok >i get into the private match with him >getting f----- hard >eventually loose >"YEAH GET RAPPED ANON, YOU F------ USELESS P------------" >find it funny >he ask for another rematch >decline cause i have work in a hour 6 hours later >hope on PS4 >find my dms flooded with dickpics and a guy forcing his penis into a sexdoll with my gamer tag on it >"FÜCK ANON, YOUR P---- FEELS SO GOOD" >"F---, IM CUMING" >proceed to see the biggest f------ loud i have ever seen >literally c-- everywhere >next day return copy of titanfall 2 to EB Games >games was ok, 7/10

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Anon believes in climate change | /r/Greentext

02/08/21(Mon)08:05:43 No.307132705 >be in math class >ask teacher "are you sure this is all true? " >"yes Anon, l'm pretty sure" >be in climate change class >ask teacher "are you sure this is all true?" >Teacher starts screaming in 48 KB JPG agony >Jumps out the window >perhaps it's true then

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