Neon Genesis Evangelion - maid shinji

-Get in the giant robot , Shinji.
-Put on the maid dress, Shinji.
-Get the feather duster, Shinji.
-Clean the dust on the upper side of the bookcase, Shinji.
-Don't complain when i look under your dress, Shinji.

Maid Shinji is borderline canonical, not because of how many times you see it, but because it was a legit thing in some special CD audio