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Anon sets a trap | /r/Greentext
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![File: image0-38.gif (137 KB, 128x128) U Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)17:42:11 No.847146415 [Reply] >be me >go to florida for spring break or some s--- like that >grandparents have condo there so I stay with them >its 11:00 >go into kitchen to get drink >see grandfather jerking the ever loving s--- out of his d--- from behind the counter >turn away >pour some water and act like nothing happened >go back to room Why are we here? Just to suffer?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/018/629/a00.jpg "Lead pipes | /r/Greentext")
![File: img-cow@2x.png (883 KB, 2348x1728) O Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)21:20:08 No.9428825 [Reply] >>9429148 >>9429166 >>9429177 >>9429361 >>9429413 >be me >horny 19 yr cranking it daily >see image of Bel cow >reminded of youthful summers in France when that stupid f------ cow speaking frogspeak used to give me boners >not a Furry >decide to crank it anyway >Google images Bel cow p---, oddly lactation very popular. Not a fetish of mine but this firetruck red bovine with giant knockers looks f------ delish >brilliant idea pops into my horny skull >decide to go down and find a waterbottle with those rubber things you can drag up to drink >fill with milk and warm in the microwave >mother walks by >f---.zpr >Anon what are you doing microwaving an bottle of milk in the middle of the night? >make something up about needing proteins and warm milk helps me sleep >buys it >finally ready to crank, grab lube and find the hottest Pic of those red milkers >brother wakes up in the middle of the night in room next to mine >whatever he won't notice too, focused on the crimson orbs >flip the bottle and put it on my desk, crouch down and begin sucking out milk, crank it while staring up at the screen >this is the hottest s--- ever >mfw when I hear someone set foot in my room >mfw when I realize door was not completely closed and brother had been watching for undetermined time >mfw when I'm already past the point of no return and will c-- even if I stop cranking >turn around >my f------ face when I hear my disappointed father sigh and he and brother stands at door looking at me as j--- and milk drips to the ground and the fat red cow t--- are still on display on screen >cat joins and meows because family is there >mother comes out of bedroom because of commotion >everyone stares at me as I just sit there and clench my buttcheeks in cringe >brother calls me a degenerate, then everyone just goes back to bed while I clean up this happened yesterday and I still have not spoken to my family. Been learning japanese for about a year now, thinking of moving country to that or the states or rope.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/018/586/039.jpg "Lactose tolerance | /r/Greentext")
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