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: Anonymous (ID: IJNhf8Af ) 02/12/21(Fri)08:43:04 No.28512703 >Covid hits, l'm moved to remote >bosses don't send me any work, start getting nervous thinking they will fire me due to how things are 146 KB JPG >work with anxiety all the time, thinking they have some tracking and if I don't work my ass off I'm f----- >slowly realize that they just don't give a s--- >become a degenerate that masturbates 2/3 of the workday to compensate previous stress >literally COOMING as I talk with my boss on teams >get to the point where l'm switching between the most degenerate hentai on earth and coding like some skrizo on Adderall and Viagra , trusty onahole at my side at all times. >realize that i am more productive than when I was trying to work hard I have ascended. I am the COOMpiler now. What a f------ time to be alive >>28513780 #

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5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face
Anonymous just had a nightmare straight (...) 12/28/22(Wed)10:47:54 No.33707120 CBR 94 KB JPG hoard >be me >recently getting into modded Minecraft > it's like 4 am >fell asleep on my laptop >start dreaming >I'm on my laptop again >helping my village fight off a zombie > I just killed a skeleton when I turned around to shoot at another >it's not a skeleton >see this massive white thing just walking near some oak trees (*its about 5 blocks tall) >looks like a mix of mr.corneille from gumball and a pain demon from yandere sim >it rushes at me picks me up and bites my head (still in game) >the screen is black with glitching at the bottom and top with teeth marks playing some scream noise on repeat like when a game freezes >my light up keyboard irl turns off except for the words 'the end is near' >I wake up >wtaf
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