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welcome asian massage O Valentine's Day story Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)02:52:20 No.62337106 >>623 >be me, 22 year old beta fat f---, just barely graduated from local uni, virgin >maybe a total of 10 tinder matches through all of university, went nowhere >started going to the gym, trying to make myself look better >sore as f---, see a massage place on my way back from work >"f--- it why not" >go inside, chinese receptionist in her 30s, massive t---, broken english >"welcome asian massage, what you want?" >shows no menu or anything >"uhhh, a normal massage is fine" >asks for 40 bucks for a 30 minutes >leads me to a po0orly lit room with a small table bed >"ok take clothes off" and leaves the room >i get naked and lie on the table, it squeaks >she comes back in, covers my ass with a towel, does the massage >after flipping and finishing the front, she starts rubbing my crotch >w-- >is this going where i think it's going? >thought the massage parlor s--- was myth >she sees i'm enjoying it >"hand is 30, kiss is 55, full is 100" >"full?" >"you know, fucky fucky" >almost burst out laughing >get my wallet, hand her 100 >she strips, we start f------ >i'm hard as f---, but haven't c-- yet >mfw it's been almost 10 mins, yet when i j------- i c-- in under a min >finally c--, she cleans me up, we dress, tells me her name, and I leave home satisfied got laid on valentines and no longer an incel, what did you do?

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