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The promised toaster by Local Techpriest


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DEAR EMPEROR! EVER SINCE WE SIGHTED THE NIGHT LORDS MAKING LANDFALL I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY SLEEP! THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A SIP OF AMASEC! RELAX, LORD-GENERAL. THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY GET THROUGH YOUR PERSONAL SECURITY. I HOPE YOU'RE RIG- RUOYU ART WE HAVE COME FOR YOU! YEP, HE'S PASSED OUT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! PERFECT. HELP ME WITH THESE DECORATIONS. & LET'S SEE HIM EXPLAIN THIS TO THE INQUISITION. BIRTHDAY! XOXO NIGHT LORDS FACEBOOK.COM/RUOYUART INSTAGRAM.COM/RUOTUART RUOHAMMER.COM TWITTER.COM/RUOYUART PATREON.COM/RUDYVART RUOYUART.TUMBLR.COM
The Orks, unable to ever feel fear or dread, merely decided to go down fighting. For, it was the only orky thing left to do. Wazdakka launched a surprise attack, deep into the heart of the New Devourer, charging from his semi-complete warp super highway. He led a glorious charge, leading almost a million trillion Orks in the largest battle in the history of the entire galaxy. They struck right at the rotten heart of the New Devourer's physical and psychic web. A trillion roaring boys, which shuddered he air, and melted brass, such was the volume and intensity. Gargants and Stompas fired constantly, the air literally coloured orange by constant weapons fire and discharge. Rockets and bombs were dropped in their billions, vaporising everything they struck. Kroozers and hulks rammed new devourer hive ships, their pilots howling 'WAAAAGGGHHHH!' forever, before charging across their own ships, to fist fight their foes in space itself. KAPWING
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Uploaded Feb 28, 2021 at 08:38AM EST

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