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THE 650 SASSANID DOOMER >Village burned in Hepthalite >Father died fighting the Byzantines, brother died fighting the Arabs raid >"Finally, they decided on a monarch" >Too undisciplined to become a mobad, too proud to convert to Islam >Thinks the Tang Dynasty will save him >pays the jizya for his family's sake >Lost his crops in the last plague >Too late to see the glory days, too early to kill Arabs in the Abbasid Revolution >Dabbled in Manicheanism and Buddhism, thinking about Nestorianism ifunny.co

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The 650 Sassanid Doomer


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Uploaded Feb 28, 2021 at 08:05PM EST

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