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File :1195848493738.jpg-(59 KB, 170x200, gpimp1.jpg) 59 KB O Anonymous 11/23/07(Fri)15:08:13 No.46298263 I'm Gary M------------ Oak, /b/ And girls want to f--- me. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you f------ touch her beyond that? Yeah, I'm f------ her. I'm Gary M------------ Oak. The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish? Yeah, I'm f------ her too, even harder, because I'm Gary M------------ Oak. The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her? Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me? -- Gary M------------ Oak. Smell ya later!

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