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![File: 1601015323451.jpg (39 KB, 720x488) O Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)17:31:28 No.62940120 [Reply] >walking through town >girl smiles at me >scream in her face >laugh and walk away stupid bitch will never lead on another random guy again Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)17:32:37 No.62940137 yeah, you're clearly the winner in this scenario](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/057/485/d9b.png "Anon sees a woman | /r/Greentext")
![File: images.jpg (10 KB, 231x218) O Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)09:05:50 No.62937468 [Reply] >>62937486 >Had dozens of angry voicemails >All from carpenters >Turns out I had got high and called them threatening to m----- their planks of wood >Even threatened to shove sawdust up my a------ W-- is wrong with me Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)09:07:35 No.62937486 >>62937468 (OP)# Get high again and call your local florists.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/057/457/a07.jpg "Listen to the trees | /r/Greentext")
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![New type of Mene Stute Univesity SAD PEPE MD dr pepe fleshlight Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 21:22:52 No.8788503 [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] I mean if you really wanted something close to a living p---- I have suggestion. >acquire a cow or horse heart >I recommend cows >they are more readily available at butcher shops >Take a pair of jumper cables >attach them to the pulmenary artery and superior vena cavalry. >Apply salt to the surface and watch for the muscle contractions >now be sure the heart is fresh and/or has been stored in a cooler. >if not fresh you won't be able to get the muscles to contract >that ruins the whole experience. >get the battery pumping jolts through the muscles >gently insert your "shaft" into the inferior vena cava >feel the overwhelming ecstasy of pulsating, living organ you're penetrating. Just a suggestion.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/055/356/6ee.jpg "anon is a genius inventor | /r/Greentext")
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