Average Fan vs. Average Enjoyer - Truest of chads

• >Born fully capable of speech.
• >Raised by an American Bald Eagle that stole him right out of his parents arms in the middle of their mansion.
• >Proceeded to kill and eat said eagle and its eaglets upon reaching adulthood.
• >Blackmailed his father.
• >Assassinated his brothers and stole their world-manipulating corporations.
• >Built an army of robots, complete with gigantic carrier tanks and Low-Yield Nuclear Demolition Charges.
• >Used his daughter to cuck Saxton Hale out of Mann Co.
• >Summoned the fucking Team Fortress Classic mercenaries to kill the TF2 mercenaries.

Yes, I'd say he is the Truest of Chads.

Bold talk for someone who lost his company to a little girl