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File :1188663010.jpg-(31 KB, 600x800, melissa.jpg) O 09/01/07(Sat)12:10:10 No.38098656 Ok /b/, im am really high right now, but i need your advise. I'm in love with this girl(see pic) but shes mad at me and doesnt like me in that way. How do I fix? im only asking because im stoned and am willing to do anything, except kill her. >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:10:35 No.38098692 kill her. > O 09/01/07(Sat)12:10:56 No.38098712 kill her >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:11 No.38098733 kill her >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:21 No.38098744 kill her. >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:26 No.38098752 Do a Barrel Roll. 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:28 No.38098756 kill yourself. >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:31 No.38098762 kill her

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Anonymous 152 KB PNG 04/26/25(Sat)18:05:01 No.80995962 >Be me, unemployed >Looking for a new job >Find an opening at the local zoo >Get to interview >They tell me my job is to dress up as a chimp and pretend to be a chimp in the chimp enclosure, as they don't have any chimps at the moment. >"No thanks, I don't want to do suck humiliating work" >They offer me $400 a day >"Ok I'll take the job" >But there is a catch, the moment I break character, I get fired. >Seems simple enough >Swing around on the bars >Eat banana >Throw s--- at the glass >FFW to swinging >Swing way too f------ hard >So hard that the bar snaps and I fly over the wall into the Lion enclosure >OhShit.jpeg >Literally s------- my chimp suit >Start screaming for help >Running around >Life flashed before my eyes as the lion backs me into the corner >He says "Shut the f--- up or we'll both get fired"
HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
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File :1188663010.jpg-(31 KB, 600x800, melissa.jpg) O 09/01/07(Sat)12:10:10 No.38098656 Ok /b/, im am really high right now, but i need your advise. I'm in love with this girl(see pic) but shes mad at me and doesnt like me in that way. How do I fix? im only asking because im stoned and am willing to do anything, except kill her. >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:10:35 No.38098692 kill her. > O 09/01/07(Sat)12:10:56 No.38098712 kill her >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:11 No.38098733 kill her >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:21 No.38098744 kill her. >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:26 No.38098752 Do a Barrel Roll. 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:28 No.38098756 kill yourself. >> O 09/01/07(Sat)12:11:31 No.38098762 kill her

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