: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)10:21:30 No.63061954 >parents find out I own a semi automatic rifle >want to kick me out unless I sell it 59 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/05/21 (Mon)10:25:06 No.63062001 >mom finds some of my ammo in my closet >cries and asks if I'm going to kill her to kill her dogs too 206 KB JPG Like that stupid bitch is worth a murder charge. >>63062020 # >>63062048 # >>63062085 #

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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Anon hates the new internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)10:23:59 No.63063853 >go to reddit >w----- posting selfies for attention on EVERY SINGLE f------ sub >come here >f------ retarded f------ posting 49 KB JPG d---- and ass holes dude and weird s--- >go to a blue board >everyones just screaming about black people all day and as soon as i post anything on topic i get banned for "being off topic" >f------ non stop annoying ass captchas f--- this god damn internet s--- i f------ hate it. i wish we could go back into the early 2000s without f------ the internet and smartphones and s--- and people just went and did fun s---

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Anon gre v Slovenijo. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)14:03:06 No.142530727 >go to slovenia >waiting at s----- bus station in ljubljana >two guys (apparently serbian) are having a coffee and a smoke >suddenly they start yelling at each other 52 KB JPG >starts getting real heated >they just start beating the s--- out of each other >this goes on for 5 minutes >noone does anything >they end up walking away from it like nothing happened w--

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Anon can't help his social ineptitude | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/17(Sat)00:03:13 No.97512319 >>97510521 # >Girl asked me out for a coffee yesterday >"I don't drink coffee" >"Well, you don't have to 36 KB JPG get any" >"What, and just watch you drink coffee for 15 minutes?" Why do I do this to myself >>97512373 # >>97514498 # >>97516492 # >>97516620 # >>97516945 # >>97529252 # >>97544102 # >>97545596 # >>97545645 # >>97550152 # >>97559084 # >>97560194 # >>97563656 #

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Anon is sitting at the computer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/18(Fri)19:43:41 No.43426628 >be me around 5pm >Dad comes home from construction job >sees me sitting at computer still in dressing gown with naruto hat >let's out the longest sigh ever and goes to his room and shut's door 64 KB JPG >mfw 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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anon needs help | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Help AnOns 06/24/19(Mon)14:33:56 No.53056693 >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 44 KB JPG >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the f--- do I do HELP ANONS : Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699 Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler >>53056712 # >>53057080 #

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Anon is a jerk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)08:05:27 No.851326649 GET PRINTS TOWARS FREE PIZZA NO MATTER THE BAY OR THE WAY ves SESER TAl E AND SNT L YOL TOL 19 werCREN RDS Domino's PIEC TOWARD Charge is not a tip paid to your driver, ZA The Delivery NOW YOU FRE Please tip your driver for their ER • ANY awesome service. IN-S WE WORK HARD TO MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU TO GET FREE PIZZA.) THIS PIZZA BOX AND IT'LL BE LIKE YOU'RE REALLY HIGH-FY LEARN MORE AT DOMINOS.COM/REWARD D LINE BY PHONE wwwsIN TMOO 1214 please pay my employees for me.png >Never tip pizza guy. 334 KB PNG >They eventually start hinting at a tip at the door "haha jus tryna get those tips man" >They eventually start putting this on your boxes, or if they're feeling extra cheeky >Continue not tipping >They deliver your pizza cold and late, or shake up your soda or eat one of your wings/garlic breads or something >Complain >Get free pizza for complaining >repeat Post other epoch lifehacks and money saving tips ITT

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Anon is happy on his birthday. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/12/20(Thu)06:56:47 No.531844068 TETRIS EFFECT CONNECTED Tatria &C 1986-2020 Tatria Hoiding Soul.jpg 903 KB JPG >my birthday today >xbox series x arrived >prepared to play watch dogs and stuff >install tetris, play for a few hours >l'm not very good but I have fun >parents come by to give me gift >dad has severe arthritis, used to be mechanic >setup adaptive controller that I previously bought with hopes of him using one day >let him play forza horizon 4 >he has a ton of fun Today was a good day. Enjoy your new consoles friends

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I'm sure somebody already posted this, but i'm reposting the repost | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)11:17:12 No.844890355 >Be me >Want to make a post on 4chan >Make a nice wholesome story about my dad >Spend long time on it to make sure that it's good >Post my art 61 KB JPG >Some reddit normie sees this >He smells the karma and posts it in r/greentexts >He gets hundreds of upvotes from my hardwork >Mfw Why are redditers like this, Anons? They're probably going to see this thread and post it for karma. I see you, reddit.

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Delightfully Devilish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Punishment 04/05/21(Mon)02:41:40 No.63059215 How do you deal with people that you hate fellow anons? I usually just say >You are breathing manually >You are blinking manually >Stop resting your tongue on the roof of your mouth >Also now you can see your nose 234 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)02:43:27 No.63059241 >>63059215 (OP) # F--- YOU YOU SADISTIC PUTRID P------------

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Anon's epic prank idea | /r/Greentext

le epic prank idea: >wait for April 15th >go to r/sino and other Chinese subs on reddit (yes reddit sucks ass) >post pics of Tiananmen Square, but just regular 79 KB JPG pics, none of the protest >talk about how you love the design and all that other f----- s--- >upvote others that do the same >give out awards to those post (but the free ones, not the ones you buy for. seriously whats the point of buying emojis?) >if banned, argue with the mods, and how you just like the square >claim they're racist and white Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anon misses his grandma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Most of you will laugh but I (...) 04/05/21(Mon)04:51:19 No.63060771 >finish uni amidst covid >enter the family business >can't take it working and living with my dad any more >he's too demanding and just an absolute d--- sometimes when I'm 744 KB JPG off the clock >move into grandpa's house while he is away at his gf's >his wife (my grandmother) died suddenly of brain cancer last year >l'm happy for him though, his gf is incredibly nice, respectful, takes great care of him, and likes me a lot >moved into his place tonight| >putting my clothes away in the spare bedroom >find a build-a-bear in the closet >curiously I pick it up >click the paw to hear the audio >it's my grandma's voice singing a french lullaby she used to sing to me while scratching my back before l'd go to bed at her house. I was over her death fairly easily, I didn't cry at the funeral, I was the rock of my family. Death is an inevitable part of life, I came to those terms long ago. But this just completely destroyed my night. I'm sobbing like a retard just because of this dumb bear. I miss her bros. SPOILERS

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Anon smokes a joint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44437085 43 min. ago .. >be me >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 12.3 kB JPG years 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY

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: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)10:21:30 No.63061954 >parents find out I own a semi automatic rifle >want to kick me out unless I sell it 59 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/05/21 (Mon)10:25:06 No.63062001 >mom finds some of my ammo in my closet >cries and asks if I'm going to kill her to kill her dogs too 206 KB JPG Like that stupid bitch is worth a murder charge. >>63062020 # >>63062048 # >>63062085 #

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