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: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)01:21:50 No.63142057 >be me -Wagie wage get in cagie Al day long you aweat and ragie NEETs comfy NEET s cool - NEET a tee from work and school Wagie trapped and wagie dies NEET eats tenies sauce and fies >day 1 at amazon distribution center >up at eat s--- o'clock in the morning to get across town in time for orientation 12 KB JPG >orientation is 20 minutes, the rest of the extra hour we had to show up before our shift is unpaid >"supervisor" (some random tool who's been stuck there long enough to earn the right to stand around with his hands on his hips) brings me to my little standing desk where I will be folding cardboard boxes and filling them with random s--- for the next 9 hours >7 hours and 4 declined bathroom breaks later i decide f--- this and walk out >leave my badge at my desk >ignore the voices behind me telling me to return to my workstation >grab my lunch that I wasn't allowed a break to go eat >thank god i parked close >hop in my car >couple fire trucks pass me on the highway >then a couple cop cars >don't think much of it >see smoke as i approach my street >my house is already a pile of ashes >cops are waiting for me >"anon, you're under arrest for arson and attempted insurance fraud" >sentenced to 30 years without trial because the court records are maintained by Amazon Web Services >Amazon strikes again

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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #
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Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much
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