: Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)02:09:27 No.852179934 >be me a few months ago >17 year old edgelord who just got his driving license and a car >feel super cool driving around alone or with friends and listening to rhodesian music with open 1.92 MB PNG windows >one night, just a few weeks before my 18th birthday (the fact that it was just a few weeks before my 18th birtday doesnt really matter, just obligatory to write so the mod cucks dont think im underage) >drive around the city with my cousins who are from another city late at night >i pass a car far too fast, honk and drive away >few mins later the lights turn red and i have to stop >i see the car next to me >a n---- opens the window and starts shouting at me >i just turn on rhodesians never die >that guy starts screaming about how racist rhodesia was, that hes going to call the police because i called him a n---- and because i was driving too fast >just drive away even tho the lights are still red >that idiot also drives away >he gets rammed by another car >next morning i read the newspaper >he f------ died and they found alcohol and fentanyle in his bloodstream

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: Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)02:09:27 No.852179934 >be me a few months ago >17 year old edgelord who just got his driving license and a car >feel super cool driving around alone or with friends and listening to rhodesian music with open 1.92 MB PNG windows >one night, just a few weeks before my 18th birthday (the fact that it was just a few weeks before my 18th birtday doesnt really matter, just obligatory to write so the mod cucks dont think im underage) >drive around the city with my cousins who are from another city late at night >i pass a car far too fast, honk and drive away >few mins later the lights turn red and i have to stop >i see the car next to me >a n---- opens the window and starts shouting at me >i just turn on rhodesians never die >that guy starts screaming about how racist rhodesia was, that hes going to call the police because i called him a n---- and because i was driving too fast >just drive away even tho the lights are still red >that idiot also drives away >he gets rammed by another car >next morning i read the newspaper >he f------ died and they found alcohol and fentanyle in his bloodstream

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