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: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)22:43:47 No.852290538 >be me -Rectum >just returned from trip abroad >before boarding the plane consumed a large amount of greasy disgusting airport Exterior sphincter Exterior sphincter food Interior sphincter >aboard plane gorged myself on plane 235 KB PNG food and snacks >order an Uber home from the airport >Ahmedthepajeet.bangladesh >25 minutes into Uber trip my stomach begins an ominous bubbling >attempt to hold back the rancid stench but it becomes a battle between man and sphincter muscle >slowly let out a 10 second long burst of barely digested filth >Uber driver is flaunting covid restrictions not wearing a mask - big mistake >he begins with a few short sniffs then a larger one of confirmation >feel him glance back at me >he starts coughing and spitting violently >red faced and absolutely retching >suddenly I hear a wetness to the dry retching and hear him vomit all over the front of himself >want to laugh so badly but he's trying to say something through the chunks >OUT OUT GET THE F--- OUT he yells as he swerves over to pull up >attempt to claim innocence asking if he's okay >keeps screaming at me until I get out on the side of the road >he speeds off and minutes later I receive the alert I've been charged full fair for the ride >become consumed with rage because he charged me full price >immediately fire off emails to Uber about him illegally not wearing a mask and how the smell of his vomit made me personally ill - carefully leaving out details of my putrid fart >next day I am contacted by Uber and given a full refund for my journey as well as credits for some future rides >they assure me he has been dealt with >laugh uncontrollably for days about his stupid vomiting face and the fact I probably got him fired for smelling my bowels >honestly feels good to be alive

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: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)22:43:47 No.852290538 >be me -Rectum >just returned from trip abroad >before boarding the plane consumed a large amount of greasy disgusting airport Exterior sphincter Exterior sphincter food Interior sphincter >aboard plane gorged myself on plane 235 KB PNG food and snacks >order an Uber home from the airport >Ahmedthepajeet.bangladesh >25 minutes into Uber trip my stomach begins an ominous bubbling >attempt to hold back the rancid stench but it becomes a battle between man and sphincter muscle >slowly let out a 10 second long burst of barely digested filth >Uber driver is flaunting covid restrictions not wearing a mask - big mistake >he begins with a few short sniffs then a larger one of confirmation >feel him glance back at me >he starts coughing and spitting violently >red faced and absolutely retching >suddenly I hear a wetness to the dry retching and hear him vomit all over the front of himself >want to laugh so badly but he's trying to say something through the chunks >OUT OUT GET THE F--- OUT he yells as he swerves over to pull up >attempt to claim innocence asking if he's okay >keeps screaming at me until I get out on the side of the road >he speeds off and minutes later I receive the alert I've been charged full fair for the ride >become consumed with rage because he charged me full price >immediately fire off emails to Uber about him illegally not wearing a mask and how the smell of his vomit made me personally ill - carefully leaving out details of my putrid fart >next day I am contacted by Uber and given a full refund for my journey as well as credits for some future rides >they assure me he has been dealt with >laugh uncontrollably for days about his stupid vomiting face and the fact I probably got him fired for smelling my bowels >honestly feels good to be alive

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