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120-1208698_pepe-the-frog-confused-clipart-png-download- confused.png 231 KB PNG >be me >Bong >Dad was American >Left mom when I was a kid >Dad registered me with embassy and I'm an American citizen, have a passport, never spent more than a week in the US >Never really cared or wanted to live in the US, could vote if I wanted I guess >Fast forward like 15 years >Uni student, almost done with school >Meet another american kid >Tells me I need to pay taxes to the US government once i get a job on top of UK taxes >Also need to register for draft i guess W--.jpg >I guess l'll give up US citizenship >Literally over $2000 to do so What the f--- america, i didn't chose this?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon watches too much hentai | /r/Greentext

3h (4/20 7:45) · 63295171 1 Re · 1 Img · PNG · 5KB · (300 × 355) 1 Reply >in my room browsing /e/ and deviantart >mom comes in >"anon, we're having company round later, could you please shower" >remind her to call me shadow killer and tell her that water burns my skin (the only liquid I can touch is mountain dew) >"o...okay shadow killer" >throw a piss bottle at her to frighten her into never forgetting again >6pm now >ask my w---- mom where my chicky tendies are >there are people here >"everyone... this is anon" says my stupid dad >scream at him that my name is f------ shadow killer >everyone looks tense >"h-hey anon, what are y-you into?" >tell them that I like hentai, mlp, and pwning normies >"what's a normie anon?" >that's it >attack him with my blazing shadow technique while shouting that my name's shadow killer >he dodges and I fall into the wall,smashing through because of my 450 pound bulk >use my spell attack "mortem omnibus normies" >grab the shitjug I was concealing under my trench coat >smash it over the stupid c---- head >s---'s everywhere >remember that I still haven't been served my tendies >hurl myself at my bitch mom, screaming CHICKY TENDIES!!! >she's crying >grab her by the hair and drag her into the kitchen >attempts to break free of my big boy grasp >smash her head against the oven while screaming DARKNESS PILEDRIVE >there's a loud snap >go back upstairs >check deviantart messages >can hear ambulance sirens outside F------ normies.

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Anon makes himself useful | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 792698618 50 min ago >be me, 26 m a few years ago >little sister calls me to ask if I can buy Girl Scout cookies >buy two boxes of thin mints >idea.png >tell little sister l'll make her tons of money >tell her to let me handle everything >turn on my computer >l'm a f------ genius >start selling "mystery boxes" through the dark web 81.4 kB JPG >there's an estimate shipment date of 2-3 weeks for the cookies to arrive >l sell a mystery box for $200 a pop >End up selling about 60-70 mystery boxes in three days >tell my sister >she is super happy >feelsgoodman >sister sold the most and got some award >mfw I operated an underground cookie ring >mfw I got contacted by the local police for shipping all those boxes of Girl Scout cookies but proved there was nothing illegal about it

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Anon has a good teacher. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/21(Mon)22:51:24 No.844617213 >be me >6th grade >spent a week working with a group for a project >presentation day comes >watching all the other kids present from back of the class >fake applause when they're 55 KB JPG done >going good so far >middle of one group's powerpoint >suddenly get a r----------- >hide it under the table hoping no one notices >last group finishes >teacher calls my group to go up >boner hasn't gone away >S--- >get up from my seat as slowly as possible >dreading the walk of shame to the front of the class >trying to hold my d--- down with my hands in my pockets >only making it more noticable >teacher looks at me >sees my pain >"anon, why don't you come up to my computer and change the slides" >THANK F------ GOD >quickly shuffle over to the computer >hide d--- under desk >only the teacher knows >mfw I realize the teacher saved me from hanging myself that night

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anon goes boom | /r/Greentext

File: Exploding Debacle.png (1.1 MB, 640x773) The Game Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)14:34:01 No.63291423 [Reply] >>63291534 You are given 24 hours to sleep with at-least 1 woman and are given 5 shots. C4 is attached to you with remote detonation in order to force your compliance. You are not allowed to hire a prostitute, h-----, or escort who you can pay your way through, The perpetrator wants you to talk to and successfully woo a women into bed. How do you go about not pissing off the perpetrator and getting blown to bits? >> U Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)14:41:28 No.63291534 File: explosion.jpg (69 KB, 1280x720) >>63291423 (OP). >go out >get smoke some cigs >play a bit of vidya >do morphine a few hours before the deadline >go to the most crowded place I can find Activate Windows

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Anons teacher is a sore loser | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/21(Fri)06:24:41 No.851663505 > be in middle school English period > was told to write a word starting with the letter "g" and many syllables as possible > cannot repeat words > my turn >mind started to race as I feel judgmental stares 430 KB PNG > wrote "Gobbledygook" > classmates laughed > teacher said, "Don't make up words, anon" > everyone mocked my vocabulary for the rest of the day > went home and found dictionary > next day showed it to the teacher that it exists > rather than explaining it to the class, teacher replied, "Stop being a sore loser." >mfw Also, I scored a 98% in the final English exam yet my English grade on my report card was a C.

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Anon makes a rookie mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes

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Anon heals his back by breaking it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)04:03:35 No.63298691 >be me >always suffered from back pain due to lack of overall activity >back always feels kinda tight and stiff, and just not right >grab book to go read >jump on a couch at a weird angle, slam my lower back directly onto the rock solid arm CAPRISUN 435 KB PNG cushion and get jolted back by accident >hear a LOUD crack >thinking oh f--- no i just f----- my back for life >try to move >holy f--- >my pain is gone >my stiffness is gone >7 hours later >my back still feels great >just my upper back and neck feels a bit stiff too >chairopractors and physical therapists never could help my back for periods that last longer than an hour >literally almost breaking my back and almost paralyzing myself fixed it >hope it stays for long

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Anon strikes genetic jackpot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)17:19:23 No.852481505 >be me >White male, born in a happy household >Moderately good looking and 6'1 >Not a bodybuilder, but in good shape 27 KB PNG >Have a 4 inch c--- why

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anon witnesses a murder | /r/Greentext

File: please_do_not_do_that.jpg (8 KB, 202x200) O Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)17:50:59 No.25266644 Times you witnessed a killing /r9k/? l'l start >moving into a new house >might as well go to meet the neighbours >hope they're not complete assholes >go to the house next door Please do not do that >it's a friendly old man >he sounds German and a little bit Irish >he motions me to come in >l do that, and don't worry much >we get to talking >his name is Hans O'Renn >he's been through a lot of s--- >but he faces every day with a smile >he mentions that he has one son >hasn't seen him in years >last thing he heard, he's involved with gangs >we talk some more and then I leave to talk to the others >the next day >l see a lot of shady looking people pass in front of my house >looks like they're going to see Hans >pretty suspicious >they give him a knock at the door >he lets them in >I listen through the wall our two houses share >"look, son, I haven't done anything to displease you have 1?" >"nah, but ya have to go" >l immediately go out and look through his front window >gang members stepping up to beat him to death >ohshit.jpg >"don't worry boys, 'l handle this" >"but Kyle." says one of them >so that's his name >"seriously, I'll do it" >Kyle takes a baseball bat >the rest is muffled screams and beatings and the sound of death >it's incredibly disturbing >I have to step back because it's so horrifying to watch >tfw Kyle O'Renn kills his father, Hans, solo

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Anon likes Eminems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/21(Fri)16:21:14 No.851700193 Eminem eating M&Ms with other Eminems, 1999.jpg 45 KB JPG >>851699670 # Eminem eating M&Ms with other Eminems, 1999.

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Anon is Walter White | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous Life Hacks 07/23/19(Tue)11:10:55 No.53534008 >be me >Go to twitch >make a new account with real name >Search for low viewer female streamers. 147 KB PNG >Click follow. >9 of 10 times she will say my name and some qt s--- >save the clip Everytime i need some human interaction i just open a video of a qt3.14 saying my name

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Anon doesn't get equal treatment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)15:46:51 No.63300959 >be me >the palest white cracker there is >see all the trans folk getting massive support from people >"youre so brave for embracing your true identity" >this one dude says that he always 52 KB JPG felt more like a gal >started to dress up as a woman and got even a surgery for t--- to be like his true self >thought.png >have always related to black people more >start to identify as a black man >buy some brown face paint >start using black slang >call people my n----- >mfw get called a racist bigot All inclusive society my ass

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120-1208698_pepe-the-frog-confused-clipart-png-download- confused.png 231 KB PNG >be me >Bong >Dad was American >Left mom when I was a kid >Dad registered me with embassy and I'm an American citizen, have a passport, never spent more than a week in the US >Never really cared or wanted to live in the US, could vote if I wanted I guess >Fast forward like 15 years >Uni student, almost done with school >Meet another american kid >Tells me I need to pay taxes to the US government once i get a job on top of UK taxes >Also need to register for draft i guess W--.jpg >I guess l'll give up US citizenship >Literally over $2000 to do so What the f--- america, i didn't chose this?

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