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: Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)12:07:21 No.852627123 >be me >25 yr old. 6/10 guy >single for a few years >dating life non-existent >on tinder, bumble, OkCupid and POF >maybe gone on 2 first dates in a year. no i LOAF you 96 KB JPG second dates either time >taking a s--- in the morning, swiping everyone on tinder >swipe right on profile of a cat >1 hour later >itsamatch.mp3 >send first cat people message >talk like cat people for the next hour or so >finally break character >the person on other side tells me she is a 27yr old female >says she is in a relationship. will never share her actual social media, number or photos with me >cat profile just to prove to female friend not all guys on tinder are assholes >fun to talk to and we talk all day >like 16-18 hours that day >end of day, she is like "anon, you sound like a nice person. here is my insta profile. message me there" >jump on IG like a thirsty dog >11/10hottie.jpg >we talk for more days to come. actually become good friends >finally meet up. grab some poutine and chill at the park >tells me, "anon, you're a good guy". wants to set me up with friend >me and friend talk. 9/10 hottie. go on a date. >friend rejects me >sadsinglelife.exe >talk to the cat friend after >she says her friend can f--- off >still wants to set me up with someone >fewdayslater.jpg >messages me, "anon. my sister is moving to town for her studies. want to go to airport with me to pick her up?" >on the way, tells me she wants to set me up with her sister >sister is 11/10 too >happytears.jpg >make good first impression on the sister >eventually go on a date with her >followed by date 2, 3 and more >in a relationship with her now >happy with life in such a long long time tinder works in mysterious ways. thank you cat lady.

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>his waifu doesn't have access to a fleet of private satellites so that she can track a singular person anywhere on the planet and then call in her private B-52 to firebomb half of Afghanistan
Anonymous Failed shopping attempt 105 KB JPG 03/29/25(Sat) 07:38:26 No.80793301 They should stop hiring attractive women as sales associates in men's clothing shops. >be me >trying to buy shoes in a sneakers shop >needed to ask one of their workers to bring out a pair in my size >all the workers, besides one older dude, are attractive girls of my age >feel uncomfortable, but wait till that guy isn't busy and ask him >try the shoes on, it's not a great fit, want to ask for a different size >the guy is now nowhere to be seen >assemble all my courage and ask one of the female workers >8/10 beaty >"yeah, sure..." a bit of annoyance can be heard in her voice and the look of disgust isn't fully hidden on her face >"actually nevermind" >leave the shop F--- I HATE BEING LOOKED AT WITH DISGUST. Most likely would have bought something, if they hadn't decided to hire those Stacies View Thread
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