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: Anonymous 11/22/18(Thu)11:49:27 No.785528031 >20 minutes ago >mum asks me if i have a bf >politely tell her no >she spends 10 minutes telling me why and how I need a man 230 KB PNG >get annoyed >suddenly asks if I'm lesbian >tell her "no" >9 more minutes go by with the continued explanation of needing a man >if this were an anime l'd have steam shooting out my ears >can't take it anymore >blurt out l'm not a middle aged divorced woman who needs someone to feel complete! >she stares at me blankly >she starts to cry 24 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 03/19/21(Fri)11:11:48 No.9507909 Technosensei >be me 4 years ago >mildly autistic high school kid >no friends, nothing new >pretty sure everyone at school hates me >obsessed with youtube >mostly watch minecraft youtuber 153 KB JPG technoblade >want to be confident like him >start copying his mannerisms and speech patterns >try to think like he would >try to work like he would >genuinely started to gain a sense of confidence in myself and my work >started grinding and improving more than my high school classmates >pays off, get a full ride to a good college >got into a relationship >found a great friend group >teachers admire my work ethic >getting work opportunities early on thank you minecraft pig man

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18:59 ul 55% PRIMALFEAR /x/28304880 Anonymous Há 4 horas 28304880 PRIMALFEAR >OP claims files were hidden in dino image raid >password protected .exe GET DINO'D LMAO inside >everyone guessing passwords >smart anons use hex editors to crack the password >"PRIMALFEAR" >the program spews out a bunch of gibberish >everyone confused >anon recognizes the gibberish is base64 >realize the code can be used to form an image >people are getting scared of what it might be >one brave anon decides to go for it >deciphers the code >the image appears >pic related Someone really went through all of this just to hide a picture of a dinosaur inside of another picture of a dinosaur. 7 REPLIES

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Anon isn’t a pedo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)08:27:57 No.852840521 >be me >23 years old >Neighbors daughter keeps literally flirting with me, asking for a kiss and hugs and s--- >Wouldn't mind if she wasn't 13 21 KB PNG >She often comes by uninvited asking me about random s--- >An hour ago she asked me to come over and help fix her PlayStation, and she is home alone These are my options; 1: tell parents 2: Ignore her 3: Help her quickly and get out ASAP Which one should I pick and why?

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15965029 1823782704528885 2088726311223753541 n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait >One day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if T don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved >Sudden Idea >Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank >Actually does it >Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case >Pay for damages >Throw in some b------- about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" >Actually f------ works >She loses her f------ s--- at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg >Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay" >She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related

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Anon doesn’t like youtube | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)20:41:00 No.852808088 >be me about a year ago >see a yt video from one of the channels I've subscribed to >it's just a black screen with "black lives matter" for like 10 minutes >not even music or anything, just pure virtue signaling 341 KB JPG >look at comments >top comment is the most retarded s--- >something like, "I was sitting here watching the video, when 5 minutes in, my brother came in and asked if I was just staring at a picture like a f------ idiot. I proudly said no, this is a video. Watched all 10 minutes and gave it a like." >realized the youtube comment section is more f----- than I ever thought imaginable >also unsubscribed from the channel because f--- that s---

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Anon invites Shitlibs | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 05/16/20(Sat)20:27:22 No.45072332 >>45072613 >>45077043 >Halloween 2019 >invite friends over >several friends, are coming >i'm a nice guy so i allow it >realize all of them are shitlibs >we're talking Starbucks Marxist Young Turks fans >three days before halloween buddy calls >we regularly make Nazi jokes and speak broken, angry German at eachother >l jokingly tell him to dress for the party as an SS officer >dude's 6'3", semi-built, blonde, blue eyes >he says he'll think about it >fas forward to Halloween >he's late >call him >"Hey bro, where you at?" >"Parden mein tardiness mein furher" >"Bro. You did it?" >"Da." >I see headlights outside >he drove his wife's Volkswagon. >little red slug-bug pulls up >Shitlibs have no idea >I realize what might happen >buddy steps out of his car >lights a f------ c-- attached to one of those weird sticks >i open the door so nobody hears him >steps in my living room in front of -15 people >"VER IZ ZE JUDEN?" >he sees our buddy Zach >Zach is cool. He gets up and runs >SSbro catches him >wrestles him out the front door >drags him to his slug bug >girl with blue hair is on her phone >all my friends who get the joke are having THE BEST time >i'm praying she didn't call the police She called the police. >SSbro peels out >was actually taking Zach on a beer run >too embarassed to actually go into a store by himself >they get pulled over on the highway >apparently SSbro rolled down the window >told the officer "Oh thank god, will you get this guy to the chamber for me?" >cop did not laugh.

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)04:42:06 No.63361056 >want to watch an age restricted YouTube video >Google wants me to send them a picture of my ID to prove that I'm 18 >cant watch the f------ video the internet is f------ ruined 6 KB JPG 16 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)06:01:20 No.63361680 thats your fault for living in Europe 41 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)12:32:11 No.63357247 >try to screenshot something on my phone >this requires you to press home button and off button at the same time >accidentally exit the app and turn off phone 263 KB JPG I am ending my life tomorrow

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: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)08:25:03 No.850224142 >parents wont let me take the vaccine dafuq? >they have seen SCIENTIFIC FACEBOOK VIDEOS > what do 148 KB PNG 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 03/27/17(Mon)14:45:09 No.35829949 >playing WoW >inspect another player >their current target changes to me >knows I'm inspecting his gear >mfw 76 KB JPG >log off and delete character That was close

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Anon makes a new best friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 761573897 9 min. ago 4chan I blame you. >be me, 17 >just got license >home alone, want McD's >Drive in my Mom's minivan >4chan has been daily browsing for me at this point >drive through >"Yeah, uhm, can I get a 10 pc of some chicken tendies?" >whatthefuckdidljustsay.exe has been executed >this m----------- says "sure anon" >oneofus.jpg >drive to window, embarrassed af >guy is 20 something, says "you seem chill" and passes me note with his twitter >dm him >now best friends.

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Anon likes to vape | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)18:51:46 No.852796694 >go to work >coworker offers me a vape >smoke it in the bathroom >buzzed as s--- >take biggest s--- of my life >life is good 6 KB PNG >thanks coworker : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)18:54:01 No.852796859 Nice : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)18:54:39 No.852796899 >>852796694 (OP) # You just inhaled covid, my dude. R.I.P.

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: Anonymous 11/22/18(Thu)11:49:27 No.785528031 >20 minutes ago >mum asks me if i have a bf >politely tell her no >she spends 10 minutes telling me why and how I need a man 230 KB PNG >get annoyed >suddenly asks if I'm lesbian >tell her "no" >9 more minutes go by with the continued explanation of needing a man >if this were an anime l'd have steam shooting out my ears >can't take it anymore >blurt out l'm not a middle aged divorced woman who needs someone to feel complete! >she stares at me blankly >she starts to cry 24 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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