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>into the cartoon "Osmosis Jones" as a kid >watch it nearly every day from age 4-7 >some years pass >im 12 watching p--- for the first time >i try to peel back my foreskin like I see in these videos >its impossible, excruciating pain 683 KB PNG >go to the doctor, I have to get circumcised >its a painful procedure, miss a week of school and everything >as im laying in bed recovering, my dad starts calling me "Phimosis Jones" >a day or two later, one his colleagues has to come over to the house >he introduces me as "my son PJ" and gives me a wink >starts calling me 'PJ' more than my real name >my sisters and mom start calling me PJ too >im now 25 and all my friends and family call me PJ despite my real name starting with a T >when meeting new people they inevitably ask how I got the nickname >I have to tell them about my childhood phimosis >most people get really weirded out by it its not fair, release me from this hell bros

Anon gets circumcised | /r/Greentext


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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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Uploaded May 18, 2021 at 05:44PM EDT

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