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![File: EmFgC2TU4AIRwtz.jpg (166 KB, 1043x1200) O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)02:46:47 No.62414415 [Reply] >>62416095 >>62416114 >>62416191 >>62416234 >The year is 2029, Biden has been reelected and sworn in for a third term after amending the constitution, and is kept alive well into his 80s through the occult powers of Kamala Harris' >ICE has been abolished, borders have been opened, and the US is now 10% white >You hear a knock on the door >You open it and pic related stands outside >"Hey anon you're probably wondering whats going on now" >"You see, the federal government is now controlled by the communist party of the USA" she says >"And you're now the charman?" you reply >"Chairwoman!" she snaps "we're going to have to teach you about inclusive language" >She walks in and pushes you against the wall >"Anyways, as part of a new government program, we plan to rid your colonizer genes from this country. So I'm gonna have to seize those means of reproduction, in order to redistribute them among the masses" >"That is, after I'm done with them of course!" >Alex looks at you and lets, an insidious smile creeps across her face and she lets put a giggle >"Anyways, non-compliers will get a year in the gulag, so let's get those pants off" >She looks down at your bulge and her mutt eyes start to widen >"Oh my, looks like someone has some reparations for slavery and colonialism"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/025/667/757.jpg "Land of milk and honeys | /r/Greentext")
![File: Screenshot_20240704_12253(...).jpg (514 KB, 1079x1079) ☐ Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)12:57:09 No.920838178 [Reply] ► >be me >Start getting heart palpitations and trouble breathing at night, go to doc for check up of electrolytes etc >Doc runs full panel, calls me and says I need to come in asap >Calls me into his office, tells me I need to stop using steroids because they are causing the palpitations >"Oh a hormone men produce is unhealthy is it" >" No one produces 10000 ng/dl of testosterone Anon >Your hemoglobin is 25 and you're going to have a stroke >"Oh is that what your soyience tells you?" >Can feel decades of generational trauma and internalized misandry course through me >"You just don't understand men's issues" >She looks at me holding back laughter >I take initiative like a man and escort myself out >Walking out to my car I burst into a sweat and collapse >Years of systemic and internalized misandry have caught up with me >I wake up in the ER with an IV, tear them out - I don't need these plastic endocrine disrupters in me >The Dr tells me I need a beta blocker " lol let me guess that has endocrine disrupting sulfates in the binders, can I get an iv of soy instead?" >Dr is staring in disbelief at my extensive medical knowledge >Give him my insta handle and tell him he can follow me for health related advice I give in grocery stores Don't give in to the ever growing attacks on masculinity anons, some can be shown the light File: 25d671017 wohm (416 KB 352x610](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/853/988/492.jpeg "Anon educates | /r/Greentext")
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