Well, well, well… If it isn't the fat bastard that broke two of my shelves and the actually decent console it dented the shit out of in the process!

Although in hindsight, I do find it slightly hilarious that SEGA's time as a console developer can basically be summed up as them descending a staircase with a rough step (Master System) followed by a perfect step (Genesis/Mega Drive and Sonic) and then snapping both ankles and flopping all the way down to the bottom, breaking their spine and permanently paralyzing them in the process (basically everything afterwards), never to walk (develop consoles) ever again.

The Atari sticker and it having a cart (even Saturn owners would tend to forget it also had carts since they were fucking nowhere, and treat it as the elusive EXT slot in the NES/SNES) somehow makes this even more cursed.