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>last Saturday >go to convenience store >say "good evening" to the female cashier >ask for pack of smokes >while checking my ID, she asks me "are you a teacher?" >"no" I reply, confused, I ask what she means >"oh you're the only one who says good evening" she explains >"ah, well I read a lot of books, so maybe I have an odd vocabulary" I reply >"oh yeah, what kind of books?" she asks >I list off my favourite autistic topics >"have you read The Spanish Inquisition?" she asks >"no, but I know a lot about witchcraft" I reply >"anyway, take care" I say as I turn and leave >it occurs to me as I exit, that she put considerable effort into talking to me, which cashiers rarely do (for brevity I even cut out some of the conversation) >realize this is literally the first time in my life I have met a girl that reads nonfiction >realize I should have asked her out for a coffee

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